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I have a dick, and his name is Badang.

2007-07-16T16:04:00.000+08:00

It's been a long time since i didn't update my blog. I'm really really sorry because i’ve been very very busy lately. Since there're millions of people out there that actually care, it is a must to apologise when i didn't update this blog. I really hope that my apology is accepted.

Again, i have to apologise because i cannot write much due to my tight schedule. I'm not only have a tight schedule, i also have a tight asshole. I'm not very sure about the asshole anyway, it just a wild guess. However, i'm gonna write down my schedule since everyone in this world must know about it or else, this world may come to an end.

My Tight Schedule

6.50am : Wake up
7.00am : Subuh prayer
7.01am : Nap
7.30am : Shower
7.50am : Go to work
8.50am : Breakfast
9.30am : Mengumpat
Then, i'm not so sure...
9.00pm : Watching TV
1.00am : Sleep

See? Now you can see how tight my schedule is, i hope you do understand that not updating my blog is never one of my intentions.

I also would like to take this opportunity to congratulate my friends who recently got married. Jaws and Assie, Tat and Shark, Alham and Che'ah, Martha and husband, Najua and Paul, Kei Kun and Kasha, Zul and Ain, Lenjan and wife, Cicak and Ain, Abe and wife. May happiness is always be with you (just so you know, it is impossible).

By the way, my title for this time has nothing to do with what i'm writing. It just that i'm kind of horny right now and i do think it is essential when writing a blog, you must let people know about your mood. Since i already mentioned about Badang, i will give a brief description so that my writing at least have something to do with my title. Badang is simply described as "Malay size only, but never underestimate his strength". End of story.

Allright then, i have to go back to my tight schedule. Thanks for you time.

things that i've done that i'm not proud of

2006-10-19T15:47:00.000+08:00

Well I have a lot actually, but not recently except this one. Why did I?

watching one tree hill !!

I had never watched One Tree Hill nor The OC in my university years.. Thought that was too much bullshit. Then I got stuck here in terengganu. Nothing much to do. So i download lot of movies and drama to watch during office hours. I start to give a chance for the OC. Which turned out not so bad. The way they developed the characters, their storylines and their ending are ok.
Then i'm getting soft. I gave a chance to another series, One Tree Hill. The first episode was sucks, but then i want to become a reasonable person especially in ramadhan. First episode may sucks, but maybe after a few episodes it becomes better and better. My bad. Big mistake. I was too soft. I wacthed until 16th episode (season 1). The characters were unbelievably sucks. The storylines are horrible. One Tree Hill is not just another piece of shit. Its like they struggled to make this series the shittest series ever.
In the 16th episode, Hailey wants so bad to go to Sheryl Crow's concert but couldnt get a ticket but at the end, Sheryl Crow coencidently came to the cafe where Hailey works for a cup of coffee. Then when Sheryl Crow asked for the bill, Hailey took the bill and requested for a song in return. Someone please tell me why I'm not suprised when Sheryl Crow did give a shit. She did sang a song for a cup of coffee. I just couldnt believe how could I manage to watch to those craps. By the time I realized it, I immediately deleted all the files, uninstalled BitComet and formated my computer.
Now I'm thinking of buying a new hard drive and burn the old one. Should I?

FORWARD: Send this to 10 people and you get blessed!!

2006-09-11T09:46:00.000+08:00

I just get this message from a friend of mine. And yes, from a muslim..

Your sentiment is ur love,
your love is ur heart,
your heart is ur spouse,
your spouse is ur future,
your future is ur destiny,
your destiny is ambition,
your ambition is ur aspiration,
your aspiration is ur motivation,
your motivation is ur believe,
your believe is ur peace,
your peace is ur target,
your target is heaven,
heaven is like hell without FRIENDS..

Oh yeah?? Is hell like heaven if your FRIENDS around? Fuck you. You dont just forward a message. You read before you forward to other people. How can a heaven will ever be like hell? You dont need friends in heaven you moron. For me, this is an insult to heaven. An insult to the Creator who makes heaven and hell.

But Amy, thats just a metaphor. Yeah? I dont care if it just a metaphor shit. Never ever forward that kind of message/mail to me again. It just pissed me off and show me how stupid you are.

YOUR PLANS SUCKS

2006-08-28T11:41:00.000+08:00

SO YOU'VE GOT PLANS

ON 2 SEPT 06 ??

WELL, CANCEL THEM!!

YOUR PLANS SUCKS..

__________________

That's right. Nothing is more important on this saturday (2 Sept 06) than my bestfriend's wedding. Yes. When its important to me, its important to everyone else and it makes your plans are less important. Going for a movie or date with your girlfriend is far from important. Here are the details.

Who : Mazlizan Fitri (aka maiden or maiden jahat) and Nurul Faeza

When : saturday, 2 september 2006, 12noon - 5pm

Where : no22, jalan pandan6/4, pandan jaya, KL.

For those who feel like uninvited because you dont get a card, fuck you. When you read this or you heard from someone else about this wedding, you are automatically invited. Not invited by me of course, by the groom himself, Mr. Mazlizan Fitri. For those who cant make it because you cant find a friend to come with, pity you. Hell, come alone. There is no excuse for not coming.

getleman is full of shit

2006-08-01T09:43:00.000+08:00

being a gentleman is being a bullshit.. women always looking for gentlemen.. the same reason they always get themselves a bullshit partner.. they only have themselves to blame.. man who practices the code of gentleman is a man who try to impress his woman by not being himself.. and woman who falls to this kind of man is a moron.. unless she is looking for an asshole..

open car door for the lady
this is so damn lame.. this traditional skill is still practiced until today.. and yet, some women still find this romantic or whatsoever and the next thing they know, they're in bed.. why the hell a man has to open the door for woman (physical disabality is exceptional).. not only its not practical, it also encourage laziness.. believe me, the last thing you want is a lazy useless wife..

"ladies first"
another thing that annoys me for so many years.. if you are not my mom, then forget it.. this world has been poluted by the tought of a man has to respect a woman when woman doesn't have to.. this is not just another special treatment to a woman, this is so sexist..

pull the chair
unless if you mean to make she falls down so then you can laugh, dont pull the chair for your woman.. i had seen a man did this in a restaurant and he ends up die alone (i killed his girlfriend)..

not hitting a woman no matter what
this only for a fag.. you dont want to hit a woman no matter what is either you are a fag or you left your dick in your mom's belly when you were born.. dont be a pussy.. dont let any bitches get in your way.. hit them hard.. so that they know you mean business.. and you don't give a shit about gender.. besides, get into fight with woman is easier to win..

encik zainudin

2006-07-16T11:18:00.000+08:00

Teman Sejati

2006-07-03T17:03:00.000+08:00

last week i got myself to so called perkampungan hadhari.. got some performances from nasyid bands such as Brothers, Saujana, Nowseeheart etc.. i also met contestant from Akademi Al-Quran which i dont give a shit until i saw farrah adeeba.. and i can tell she's checking on me..

anyway, what tickled me was when Brothers performed "teman sejati".. oh really? teman sejati? so what happened to your group? where's your 'teman sejati'? i just can't wait and wondering myself.. so what i did, i went to the backstage and met the Brothers..

aku : hey you, teman sejati guy.. what happened to your group? where's your 'teman sejati'? how come now you only got three of you??

Brothers : erk.. ermm.. well..

Yassin : wa sini.. wa sini..

aku : what the hell..? Yassin? look who's here.. so, how did you feel when you left Brothers? you know, 'teman sejati'...

Yassin : berkobar-kobar~~

aku : wow, that sounds pretty much like you.. fuck you..

Yassin : i'm sorry amy.. i'm just being me.. hypocrite..

yeahh.. like i gives a shit..
by the way, as always, nowseeheart rules.. and portugal also.. but eriksson, he is such a cry baby.. somebody please changes his diaper..

world cup opening ceremony blows.

2006-06-12T16:30:00.000+08:00

i watched world cup opening ceremony last few days.. simply put.. boring.. why it is so hard to understand? when you make a big event like that, you should get Mawi to perform.. so simple..

event ^ (mawi perform) = happening
event (!mawi perform) = boring

get it?
if i'm the one who manage that event.. it would be pretty much like this..

start with marching from every country.. would only take 15 minutes since marching is sucks.. this only take place since i dont want to hear old faggot begging for this slot..
out of nowhere, "menyanyi~~ kerana gembira~~ menyanyi~~ kerana sedih~~"
while mawi still performing, ronaldinho and zlatan come out and juggling and do lot of weird skills with the ball.
mawi jump off the stage and die..
pussycat dolls take over the stage and start their hot performance..
striptease from pussycat dolls..
end up with adam cut off his dick and pussy haziq (AF4) crying like a baby.. then not to forget, fireworks..

i know.. that's rule.. but i wont take any credit for this.. i just implied a simple formula everyone knows..

happening event = { mawi, dead mawi, pussycat dolls strip, adam cut off his dick, haziq(AF4) crying, fireworks}

why Shabby sucks?

2006-06-01T17:18:00.000+08:00

"who have extra ball? mine lost.. pls.. i need balls.." said shabby who had lose his nuts in his childhood.. poor him..

i love myteam.. but why shabby?? i mean, lets face it.. if myteam won against malaysia last few days, shabby would definitely become famous.. i have no doubt that maybe some stupid moron would even consider shabby as a new coach for Malaysia (which would make our national team worse..) shabby didn't even know the reason why they lost in the first place.. all he did is bitching about his goalkeeper regardless his team didn't control the game at all..

i believe myteam has the potential, only if shabby's not around.. and whyshabby in the first place? who the hell is he? he is nothing much different from khalid jamlus..

1 his predictions are never right.

if you like to bet on a football match.. listen to shabby.. any team that hesaid would win, would definitely lose..

2 his comments are boring.

besides something obvious or bitching, he said nothing..

3 his strategy sucks.

no, sorry.. he doesnt have anything deserve to be called strategy.

4 he thinks he is cute.

"shabby rasa selepas ini pasti game akan lebih menarik.. shabby rasa.. shabby rasa.. shabby rasa.. shabby rasa.."

listen.. Shabby sucks.. period.

ARZEGUM 1 - 2 BARCA

2006-05-18T15:33:00.000+08:00

Arsenal lost to Barca in a very dramatic match last night.. damn it.. for those who missed the game, let me just give you a brief..

arsenal started the game aggresively when they kept giving pressure on barca's defence.. ermm.. wait.. no.. on second thought, just forget about it.. i dont give a damn if you didn't watch last nite.. why should i..

anyway, stupid ref.. hope your wife betray you.. and your kids, are not yours actually.. yes, all of them.. NOT YOURS..

"hey, don't give me that look, not mine either.." said henry.

Horoscope

2006-05-04T16:29:00.000+08:00

how far would you believe in horoscope? i was quite suprised when i found that some people take this too serious.. hosorscope is total bullshit.. you can read but please, never take it too serious.. hell, never give a shit.. just read for fun.. no wait, don't read at all.. what's wrong with you people? horoscope is crap.. period..

some morons out there are actually using horoscope as a guidance.. in fact, some of them are willing to pay for their horoscope.. the words such as "more likely, seems to be, maybe, generally" and all other uncertainty words are so familiar in horoscope.. so that you dolt will think this is very accurate when its true and you don't blame the horoscope when it isn't since horoscope told you 'just maybe'.. so brilliant.. i wish you choke and die..

i hate woman when they take this too serious.. especially when it comes to relationship..

my boyfriend is pisces, therefore, he doesn't like to be betrayed and to show his love towards me.. i can't do anything about that since he was born as pisces..

- no shit? well, i'm aquarius, thats why i love to be betrayed and i tried so hard to hate it but i just cant.. because i'm aquarius..

my girlfriend is taurus, therefore, it is normal she likes to control.. you can't call her queen-control since she is taurus and she cant changed the fact that she is taurus.. and i'm completely understood..

- no worries you dumb fuck.. i wont call your girl queen-control..

sigh..

muaahhxx

2006-04-17T15:11:00.000+08:00

get tired of your partner? your partner constantly makes you feel bad? here's your solution..

every time your partner screw up.. have a french kiss.. nope.. not with your partner you idiot.. with his/her bestfriend or your own bestfriend.. its a good way to give your partner a clear message that you dont like he/she screw up.. besides you get the pleasure from the french kiss, your partner definitely wont make the same mistake again.. if your partner does, hmmm.. hell, have a french kiss...

muaahhxxx.. nyum nyum..

anda sakit? tahukah anda...

2006-04-13T10:54:00.000+08:00

aku seronok sangat bila dengar pelbagai kajian dari doktor-doktor and apparently setiap doktor menemui punca sebenar penyakit.. dont you think its interesting?? it is, indeed..

tau tak?

adakah anda tahu bahawa hampir setiap penyakit adalah berpunca kerana kekurangan oksigen dalam badan kita? mengikut kajian dr edward nesta, sekiranya kita dapat memastikan bahawa badan kita sentiasa mendapat bekalan oksigen secukupnya, kita akan dapat menjauhi segala jenis penyakit termasuklah darah tinggi, kencing manis, lemah jantung dan pelbagai lagi penyakit-penyakit berbahaya.. di jepun, masyarakat jepun sanggup menghabiskan beratus-ratus ringgit malah beribu ringgit untuk mendapatkan bekalan oksigen yang secukupnya.. ia dijual dalam bentuk gas dimana para pengguna hanya perlu menghirup dari tong oksigen yg disediakan!!

maka dengan itu, syarikat kami melihat ini sebagai satu PELUANG! sekiranya kami dapat membekalkan oksigen pada harga yang murah, maka pasti lebih ramai para pengguna mampu untuk mendapat bekalan oksigen sekaligus memiliki tubuh yang lebih sihat.. setelah mengambil masa 3 tahun, kajian kami membuahkan hasil dengan penemuan produk murah dan membekalkan oksigen.. AIR OKSIGEN!! dengan hanya RM 3 sebotol, anda boleh mendapatkan bekalan oksigen dalam badan anda.. hanya perlu minum3 botol sehari!!

tau tak?

andakah anda tau bahawa hampir setiap penyakit adalah berpunca daripada kekurangan hormon yang dikeluarkan oleh kelenjar pitutari.. hormon ini berkurangan hingga mencapai satu tahap dimana hanya 25% sahaja ketika kita menjangkau usia 60 tahun.. mengikut kajian dr alex dexter penurunan hormon boleh melajukan simptom penuaan termasuklah kedutan, rambut beruban, kekurangan tenaga, kemerosotan fungsi seksual, pengumpulan lemak badan, penyakit kardiovaskular, osteoprosis,penyakit jantung,tekanan darah tinggi, keguguran rambut, hepatitis B, sembelit, gastrik, penyakit kulit, kencing manis, kolesterol tinggi, migraine, lelah, kelemahan seksual, diabetes, kegemukan dan sebagainya!!

maka dengan itu, syarikat kami menjual B-SPRAY yang mampu merangsangkan kelenjar pituitari di otak kita untuk mengeluarkan hormon tersebut secara semulajadi.. apa yang anda perlu lakukan hanyalah spray sahaja ke lidah anda.. dengan hanya RM 89.90 anda bukan sahaja dapat menjauhi penyakit, malah kekal muda sepanjang hayat!!

no shit?? first i thought it was oxygen.. but then it must be hormone.. hmm.. now i got confused.. but hey, why dont i do my own research.. after a few minutes, i discover something..

tau tak?

adakah anda tahu bahawa hampir setiap penyakit adalah berpunca dari kekotoran.. sebab itu lah sunnah pun menyuruh kita menjaga kebersihan.. kebersihan itu sebahagian dari iman.. mengikut kajian dr amy silent noise, kekotoran pada muka adalah asas bagi setiap penyakit.. muka merupakan bahagian kulit sensitif di mana bakteria-bakteria yang melekat di muka diserap masuk dan mendatangkan penyakit seperti jerawat, jantung berlubang, kanser dan mati pucuk!!

maka dengan itu, syarikat kami menjual PENCUCI MUKA TONGKAT AMY!! dengan hanya RM 39.90, anda akan mencegah kulit muka anda dari menyerap bakteria-bakteria berbahaya.. bukan sahaja anda akan memiliki wajah yang lebih hensem, malah anda dapat menjauhi dari penyakit-penyakit berbahaya termasuklah pengecutan alat kelamin!! alamilah perubahan hidup anda kepada gaya hidup yang lebih sihat..

no wait.. i found something else..

tau tak?

adakah anda tahu bahawa hampir setiap penyakit adalah berpunca dari pengaliran darah songsang.. darah kita mempunyai jalan tersendiri untuk mengalir dalam badan kita.. kiranya darah kita tidak mengalir dengan betul maka ia mengundang kepada pelbagai penyakit.. mengikut kajian dr amy silent noise, peredaran darah songsang boleh mengkibatkan seseorang itu mati dan hidup dan mati kembali.. ini bererti seseorang itu akan mengalami kepedihan mati sebanyak 2 kali..

maka dengan itu, syarikat kami menjual BEKAM KACIP AMY!! bekam ini bukan sahaja mampu mengeluarkan darah kotor, malahan dapat memperbaiki peredaran darah.. dengan hanya berbelanja RM299.99 anda dapat mengelak dari keperitan mati 2 kali.. hahahahha.. menarik bukan?? kenapa perlu mengambil risiko untuk mati 2 kali? dapatkan segera sebelum ajal anda tiba!!

idiots

2006-03-28T15:31:00.000+08:00

i did a survey last few months.. a very simple one.. i just went a few places and said out loud,

"whoever think you're an idiot, put your hand in the air"

you dolt!! the world is really full of idiots..

make your own joke

2006-03-22T09:34:00.000+08:00

korang pernah tak buat klaka pastu korang gelak sendiri sampai nangis2..
GIVE A SHOT

seriously.. try laa.. tak susah pon.. korang buat lawak kat sesape.. kalau korang segan jangan buat depan public.. buat kat tempat tak ramai org.. cam kalau korang duduk rumah bujang ker.. pastu ko buat aa kat member ko.. buat satu lawak.. doesnt matter its funny or not.. pastu ko gelak kasik puas.. gelak sampai nangis2.. korang gelak jer regardless apa org kata.. nescaya org akan gelak kan ko lak pasal ko nampak bodoh.. again, it doesnt matter.. gelak jer lagi.. ko ulang2 lawak ko tu sambil gelak2.. lama2 ko sendiri pon mmg takleh control.. last2 lawak bodoh ko tu ko akan rasa kelaka gak..

aku cakap sbb aku pernah buat.. selepas member aku ajar aku.. aku pon try.. aku pegi bilik member aku.. borak2 kosong ngan die.. pastu aku nak kuar.. aku pon tutup pintu bilik dia.. sekali takleh tutup.. aku try 2-3 kali pon takleh tutup.. pastu aku buat muka panic..

"asal takleh tutup ni?"
"huh??"
"pintu ko ni.."
"ada apa2 kot celah pintu tuu"
"takde pon"

member aku pon dtg.. aku pon try tutup pintu.. still tak boleh.. padahal aku tahan ngan kaki aku kat bawah.. bile die cam blur.. aku pon ckp aa..

"aku rasa.. sbb aku tahan ngan kaki aku.. hahahahahhahaa.."
"lawak bodoh apa ko buat nii.."
"hahahahahahahahahhahaa"

then aku terus gelak kaw2 sampai nangis.. i mean it.. mmg keluar air mata aku.. dlm otak aku cam lebih gelakkan diri sendiri sbb buat benda bodoh..tp still aku rasa puas hati..

since then.. aku belaja benda baru.. we dont need anyone to make us happy.. we only need ourselves to make us happy.. having someone else to make us happy is great.. but not having anyone, is not a reason for not being happy.. once you have develop this skill, it doesnt matter where you are, with whom, you still can be happy.. as for me, i always use this skill whenever i'm hanging out with bunch of strangers, assholes or whenever i'm alone.. i make fun of people around me.. mostly, its only in my mind.. but its good enough to cheer me up..

i know this may sounds stupid.. insane maybe.. hell.. i'm happy.. thats all matters..

about me.. (sad story)

2006-03-14T15:04:00.000+08:00

this is a very sad story..

i am a loser.. i used to love everyone around me.. i was the most kind-hearted, full of love, caring, compassionate kind of guy.. one day, i've been dumped by a woman that i love.. and i've changed.. drastically.. i've become a heartless, unreasonable, mean guy... i hate everyone including you.. and i think that woman that i love is such an asshole.. and since she is an asshole, and she is a woman, let me do the math:

she is a woman

she is an asshole

then,

woman is an asshole...

muahahahhahahahahahahaaa..

i believe some people really love to hear this kind of story.. and i believe that some guys out there still using this to tell the woman that they love so that the woman will try to soften him out and finally, they fall in love with each other.. so touching... yes, it can be the other way round.. she - he.. the next time you hear this story, just before you shoot him/her on his/her face, say it out loud

WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE.. AND I DONT GIVE A SHIT..

seriously, if someone that you love doesnt loves you, tough shit.. find someone else..

'but amy, i think she's the one'

fuck you.. she's not the one.. what makes you so confident that she's the one.. even if you love her so much, think, maybe it is the best that she didn't choose you.. maybe you actually can't make her happy doesnt matter how hard you try.. or maybe, you just can't see how miserable that you gonna be if you actually have her.. since you love her so much, maybe the guy she picked can make her happy much more than you could ever do.. which means, you should be happy for the sake of your love (blueekkkk).. or maybe this is what people call fate.. maybe, the god has another plan for you.. maybe, the god is actually save you a better girl somewhere out there.. someone that actually loves you as much as you can..

dont you believe that everything happens for a reason.. no? now you pissed me off.. have no worries, everyone has their own fate.. the god knows much better.. yes, that doesnt mean you can sit still, dont have to do anything.. if you love someone, give a shot, shall you fail, give up on her, but never give up to find someone else.. dont get it? you are really an idiot, arent you..

owh minyak naik lagi.. i'm gonna be so muflis..

2006-03-07T13:21:00.000+08:00

minyak naik lagi 30sen!! so whut?? korang akan bankrupt ker?? seriesly i cannot stand when lots of shallow idiots bitching about this matter.. its ok to sigh a little but not blaming the government..

meh kita fikir eh.. harga minyak pasaran katalah $2.50/litre.. skang kita bayar $1.90/litre.. every litre that you buy, the government has to pay another 60 cents.. that is how subsidized works.. so just imagine.. every litre that you buy from shell, our government has to pay shell another 60 cents.. it almost like our government has to subsidize shell!! not only shell, esso, mobil, projet and not to forget petronas.. what the hell.. and before this, the government has to pay 90 cents for every litre since we only pay $1.60/litre.. dont you think its a bit unfair for a small country like malaysia has to subsidize a big foreign company like shell.. and also not to forget ada jugak rakyat malaysia yang sungguh berjiwa pemurah smuggle diesel jual kat orang thailand.. now our government also subsidize rakyat thailand.. Malaysia, subsidi Thailand?? wow..

ok, let me gives you some options..

1) how about if our government stop the foreign companies to do their business here.. halau shell, esso keluar.. so then the government could keep the price low and continue to subsidize.. at least all the money will go to petronas.. so then the petronas can contribute their money for the country, for the development or whatever that makes malaysia a better country.. it is much easier for goverment to control a company such as petronas compared to foreign company like shell.. as a result.. we as a consumer would be happy, petronas would be happy, and of course, the government would be much happier to see everyone's happy.. rite?? hell noo.. we gonna have a war you moron.. the other countries definitely wont be happy since we stop their income.. "owh, ko halau company aku kuar eh? amek ko bom nuclear sebagai tanda penghargaan.." happy now?

2) the government is so rich.. why not continue subsidize regardless what the market price is.. if today we only pay $1.60, the next 10 years we still want to pay the same price, $1.60/litre.. besides, we have our own minyak.. why we have to follow the market price.. by doing so, rakyat pon akan sayang kerajaan, maka bertahanlah kerajaan Barisan Nasional... otherwise we gonna vote for another party next election.. hahahahhhaha.. yeah.. sure can.. if BN really want you to love them so much, why not pay extra money so then they can keep their seats.. and yes, when the government pay so much money to subsidize, they have no money for development purpose, have no money to give a raise for government staff, charity no more, more debt.. then of course we gonna be so happy..

well i guess, these left us to the last option which is what our government had done.. my point is quit bitching.. be grateful.. at least the government doesnt stop subsidise yet.. eventually, the government will stop.. just for you know, we dont have enough minyak anyway.. we still import sum of minyak.. and maybe, in the next few years, 10 years maybe, we gonna fully import all the minyak.. without a doubt, the consumption is increased day by day..

since our government is so kind, i heard they are now considering to give free road tax for all vehicles below 2000 cc.. amin.. harap2 jadi laa.. then we can call it stick and carrot..

oh no.. i've been tagged..=(

2006-03-07T10:24:00.000+08:00

ity Tagged Me..

4 jobs (4-4 keje ni mmg superb)
1. kerani am (so relaxing)
2. waiter (rindu sial sinbad cafe)
3. pharmacy (sales assistant- thanx to auntie ana)
4. penjual nasi lemak (tak laku.. tp beshh keje sana.. dpt layanan first class..)

4 movies I love
1. shaolin soccer (first time tak puas ati bayar tiket 6 ragoks, patut at least 30)
2. a beautiful mind
3. catch me if you can (and i'm so glad it based on true story, proves me something..)
4. sixth sense

4 places I've lived
1. kemaman
2. gombak
3. tronoh
4. kuala terengganu

4 TV shows I love to watch (aku letak drama aa)
1. full house (korean)
2. shotgun marriage (japan)
3. my exgirlfriend (japan)
4. soprano

4 places I've been on vacation
1. melaka- kl- genting (masa sek rendah kat kemaman)
2. pangkor (cantik, menarik, ko mmg da bomb)
3. utara (perlis, penang, kedah.. superb sial)
4. mekah, madinah, jeddah, singapore (masa kecik, ingat tak ingat)

4 blogs I visit daily
1. ity's
2. farah's
3. baity's
4. ina's
yg lain tu rahsia.. hahaahhaha..

4 favorite foods
1. shark fin soup
2. sushi
3. kepok lekor
4. makanan mahal kat kedai mahal dan bukan aku yang bayar (muahahahhahaaha)

4 places I'd rather be
1. japan
2. australia
3. ireland
4. kl.. nak pindah kl balek..

4 albums I can't live without
1. G n R
2. Search
3. Wings
4. Nowseeheart

4 vehicles I've owned
1. none
2. none -kan dah ckp tadi-
3. none -pukimak.. cukup2 aa tuu tanyer-
4. none -stop asking you bitch-

Additional 4 things that i want in Life before 30
1. rumah.. apt maybe..
2. perabot2 utk rumah/apt/kondo aku...
3. toyota harrier (with spinner), bmw 5 series, honda city, myvi..
4. helper..

4 taggees
1. oj
2. nyad
3. mdn baik
4. mdn jahat
hahaahahhaha.. sure sume tak layan nyer aa.. jaws ngan mat adip pon aku tag aa..

bagus gak buat benda camni.. benda ni mcm mari mengambil sejenak utk mengenali diri sendiri.. hahahaha.. aku ambil masa lama gile just to think my fav. foods... demn.. tu pon aku tak sure lagi betol ker tak..

why i love those things?

2006-03-01T14:21:00.000+08:00

some people think they're so bad when they love all the things that i love.. no need to worry.. you are not that bad.. why? i tell you why..

betray
everyone has a different definition of betrayal.. even when you did something good for your friends, something that you think is the best for them, they in other hand think you as a betrayer.. the problem is most people think being a good friend is by doing or saying anything that comforts them.. even it means not telling the truth.. hell no.. just do anything that you think is right.. dont be too pussy to tell the truth that your frieds sucks.. even you can lost your friends by doing so, at least you did a right thing.. and losing a friend who is so shallow minded, is not so bad..

sweet talk
yes, its an art.. it can be used for good and for bad intention.. its your call..

biatch
i'm talking in behalf of man.. any man would love biatch.. any man who doesnt, is not a man.. some men love to fuck them.. some men love to have a relationship with them.. some men love to be their friends.. some men just love to see them around, to cuci2 mata.. and some good men (very hard to find), would love to bring them to the right path.. which one is me? not going to tell you..

break up
most people see break up as a disaster.. they dont see that it is a lesson actually.. a very good lesson that can makes you a better person.. when people break up, the only thing in their mind is to be sad.. time to change, you just break up? be grateful.. you deserve better.. you just end your stupidity with your ex.. yes, it turns me on (not sexually you idiots).. it excites me to see people change because they learn from their experience.. and i would be delightful if you could share your lesson with me.. i love to see when people sad, then they learn a lesson, and then move on..leading to a better life..

hypocrite
this is just a human nature.. people tend to looked good, nice in everyone's eyes..

selfish
have you ever being so unselfish and you made a sacrifice for your friends, and they dont even appreciate it, and it turns out your friends become so selfish.. never be in that kind of situation.. it sucks.. how to avoid? be selfish..

rampas
yes, this may sounds bad.. who cares? if you love someone, even that someone already has someone else, just give a shot.. oh, wait, how about karma? what goes around comes around.. who gives a shit.. maybe, both of you are destinied to be together.. who knows?

player
there are some smart player.. some are misjudged as a player.. and the others are just asshole.. i love the first two, not the asshole..

emo
as i said, people who always emo, they never realised how good it is.. that is because when they emo, they emo with all their heart.. that is totally uncool.. BERLAKON EMO is different.. you act like you are so mad when you actually dont give a damn.. and doing the other way round (annoy people) is superbly cool because you make them uncool (become emo with all heart).. after all, you always want to be the coolest person, aren't you? no? hahaha.. gotcha.. you are just being hypocrite again..

gelak jahat
this is a very good way to make people believe that you are happy.. even you had done a bad thing.. so people wouldn't know what's inside you.. most people only jugde you from what you did or what you said.. not what's in your heart.. you control their impression of you.. want a true friend? find someone who knows what inside you..

see.. now you are not that bad huh?? no.. thats not what i'm trying to say.. the right way to put it is 'now, i'm not that bad, am i?'.. again, you judge from what i said.. do you really think what i write this time is really what i think or how i feel? maybe, i write this to show that i'm not a heartless bastard.. which means i am actually a heartless bastard who lives with only one dream, hurting people.. or maybe, i really mean this time.. maybe i'm a very kind-hearted person who you dream to be with all of your life (keep on dreaming).. or, maybe i am bad guy, but somehow i'm still a good guy.. who gives a shit anyway.. and what on earth is my point.. now i get confused myself.. muahahahaha.. yes, its a gelak jahat again..

10 things i love most

2006-02-22T14:57:00.000+08:00

these are some list of why i love this world so much.. these things actually make the world so beautiful.. what a wonderful world~~

1) betray
aku buat rating tahap kepuasan

betray org yg x dikenali = 4

betray sbb business = 5

betray member = 6

betray member baik = 8

betray balak/awek = 10

senang citer sape yg mempunyai expectation yg tinggi kat ko.. yg x pernah expect ko akan betray.. then ko betray die..ko akan dapat lagi kepuasan.. give it a try.. yupss.. i tried so many times.. and i discover that the best moment is when the person that i betrayed become emo.. maki2.. takpon die luah2 kat org lain.. perghhh.. datang satu perasaan yg sukar digambarkan

2) sweet talk
i love sweet talker.. i'm trying to be one.. fyi, its not that easy .. you have to know the rite things to say, the rite expression and the rite time.. i've met a lot of them before.. man and woman.. they give u false hope, then, baammmmm.. they broke ur heart.. eventually you develop a sweet talk detector in you.. the next time you find one.. you wont have any hope no more.. u just enjoy every moment you spent with her/him without any false hope..

3) biatch
who doesnt??

4) break up
i dont know.. i love to hear people break up.. it turns me on.. maybe i love to see people sad.. well.. i never break with anyone before and maybe never ever will.. i'm such a winner..

5) hypocrite
hypocrite adalah bessh.. ramai org declare diorang x suka org hypocrite padahal semua org pon hypocrite.. if you dont agree you must be super hypocrite.. keep up your good work.. i like.. hahahaha.. seriesly, ko x pernah hypocrite ker.. u have a boss such an ass, when u meet him somewhere accidentally you give him a smile instead of give him one nice finger salute.. just trying to be nice eh? fuck you.. you damn hypocrite.. u meet your ex that you hate most, then u talk to him/her like nothing happened with your happy face instead of give him a punch on his/her face like you really want to.. not hypocrite? hahahaha.. bad example, i know..

6) sellfish
it just feel rite to being so sellfish.. everyone is sellfish anyway.. i know you are.. you not?? you mothefucka hypocrite!!

7) rampas
rampas tu meaning rampas awek/balak org aaa.. rampas pon aku nak rating kepuasan gak..

rampas dari org yg x dikenali = 4

rampas dari org yg dikenali = 6

rampas dari org yg rapat = 8

*add 1 point if they are engaged

*add 2 point if they are married

hohohohoho.. u just imagine, when u meet that loser.. u talk like a friend, then just before u left, u said 'btw, u such a loser..' huuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.. i dream that moment every night..

8) player
tidak kira laki atau perempuan.. kalau die player laki.. aku suka gak.. kalau die player pompuan.. pon aku suka gak.. it would be nice to talk with them.. they're heartless and i love it.. and normally they do have things i love (sweet talk, betray, rampas, break up etc)... if you are a true player, i would love to be your friend..

9) emo
kecah2.. marah2.. emo2.. lebih kurang aa.. emo tak tentu pasal.. esp bile main bola.. emo dlm pdg jer.. dah kuar ok aa.. kalau org yg dah bese emo sure they dont realise how cool it is actually.. kalau korang jarang2 emo.. try this.. berlakon emo!! if u can act good,then u know how it feels.. so satisfying.. and also the other way round.. you try to annoy people and make them emo.. when they start become emo, you act like you regret.. hahahahha.. you'll find that it is so funny and i bet you become addicted.. you'll do it again and again, and eventually everyone hates you.. no problem dude, just find another friends..

10) gelak jahat
after i've done so many bad things, then i would have a big laugh.. i laugh and i laugh and i laugh.. in a very mean way.. then it crossed my mind.. shit.. byk hilang pahala aku ni..

muahahahahaaahahhaa.. say you love these too.. I'm Loving It..

just for love

2006-02-15T10:56:00.000+08:00

just for love eh? i would do anything for love.. since the person i love most is noone else but me.. and i think everyone else should do the same.. not saying you should love yourself..i'm saying everyone should love me too like i do because i am so great.. hahahahaha..

"but amy, don't you love rasulullah?"
"sure i do u moron.. much more than i love myself.." but of cos it is much easy to say..

seriesly, why do people love someone else more than they love themselves? even when they got hurt..esp women.. even when her bf/ husband hurt her (esp physically), you still wanna be with him bcos you think he's 'the one'.. because you think your kids need a father.. hahahahha.. crap.. there's millions of men in malaysia, what makes you think he's the one? just find someone else.. sure its not that easy.. but i bet it is much better when he's not around.. do you really think your partner is the best for you or your kids? unless you're biatch, dont expect to get a good guy like me.. then maybe you should change yourself first..

and for those unmarried couple.. why it takes too long to break up.. when both of you obviously not happy, break up.. don't take too much time to break up.. its a wasting of time.. the time you've used to think, could've been used to find someone else.. break up is the best solution.. WHENEVER YOU FEEL YOUR PARTNER IMPOSSIBLY MAKES YOU HAPPY, BREAK UP IMMEDIATELY.. i mean it.. IMMEDIATELY.. remember that all the time.. and when you're done, dont be too pussy to mourn.. there's nothing to mourn.. you should throw a party, break up party, celebrate with your friends, finally you end up your stupidity with him.. then move on.. you'll thanks to me someday..

as a conclusion, love yourself more than anyone else.. there's nothing bad to be sellfish.. forget what you read in your email about true love.. most of them are crap unless you are so shallow minded.. and forget about sacrifice shit since most people dont even understand what is meant by sacrifice anyway.. by only love yourself, then the phrase 'just for love' is applicable..

"why the hell did u dump her?"
"just for love... just for love.."

hahahahhaha.. now it sounds beautiful, dont you think?? and please dont give me "its bcos u never in love, amy" shit because you dont know shit about me.. no, wait.. i'm actually never been with anyone before... oh shite.. so what? why the hell i should love someone else when i'm the greatest human alive.. hahahhaha.. now you pissed me off.. fuck you!

say NO to cigarette

2006-02-13T14:28:00.000+08:00

i got a birthday party last saturday.. ramai seh dtg.. around 50 peeps.. tp diorang dtg sbb uncle aku buat kenduri tahlil.. tp aku tak peduli.. aku declare tu birthday party aku.. so since tugas aku cam bese, jaga tpt mkn, maka everytime org masuk aku akan tanye..

"hadiah mana pakcik? besday saya ari ni.." (disertakan muka penuh pengharapan)

"Allah.. org baca yassin dah kan tadi.. cukup aa tu.. lebih2 plak.." (dgn suara yg tinggi)

hahahahha.. time org dah berkurangan.. aku pon makan aa.. pastu aku naik bilik nak smoke.. just when i reached my cig, tinggal nak light jer lagi.. tetibe mak aku call.. nak wish besday..

mak : taun ni lain sket.. umi nak imi yg kasik present..

aku : ermm?

mak : as a gift, imi berenti rokok.. bagi umi happy bagi imi kesihatan..

aku : hahahahhahaha...

mak : sempena bday imi ke-.... ermm.. ker berapa eh?

aku : umi tak ingat pon bday ke berapa.. camner imi nak kasik hadiah

mak : ingat.. ingat.. bday ke 23..

aku : hahahaha..

mak : btol laa kan??

aku : ha'ah..

mak : bla bla bla bla..

aku : bla bla bla bla..

(sebelum abes borak mak aku remind sekali lagi)

mak : ingat aa hadiah tuu.. berenti2 laa smoke..

aku : ok2... tp since umi sebenarnya salah.. ni bkn bday imi ke 23.. so no gift this yr.. try another year.. hahahahaha

mak : eh?? erk.. btol laa 23..

aku : 24 umi.. mmg imi nampak muda.. tp still imi 24.. umur takleh ikut rupa jer..

hahahaha.. bile dah abes ckp.. dah tutup phone.. kachisssssss... aku pon light kan rokok... huh.. nikmat.. rasa berat badan.. duduk sandar.. slamat..

p/s: thanks so much kat sesaper yg kasik bday present, yg call (esp from hk), yg sms dan yg wish dlm internet (frenster, email ngan ym)... aku rasa happy semacam bday kali ni without knowing why.. no, jgn fikir bukan2 jaws / mat adip..

dan sesape yg aku tak reply sorie, aku agak bz masa tu, pastu bile aku ingat nak reply aku rasa cam dah lambat.. so, sorry..

HAPPY happy HAPPY happy HAPPY happy HAPPY happy HAPPY smoking..

interview

2006-01-26T12:13:00.000+08:00

just got back from interview.. n this how it went.. (lebih kurang laa)

interviewer : pointer ?
aku : ermm??
interviewer : i mean cgpa..
aku : owh.. 2.66..
interviewer : huh?? 2.6?? u really expect to get a job here with 2.6??
aku : erk..
interviewer : u know my secretary got 3.2?? my clerk got 3.5.. n guess what my office boy got?
aku : erkk.. no idea.. 3 something??
interviewer : duhh.. be more precise..
aku : erk.. 3.2??
interviewer : wrong.. try again..
aku : 3.5??
interviewer : nope..
aku : i give up..
interviewer : 3.78 u idiot..
aku : seriesly??
interviewer : now what? u call me a liar?? now guess what i got..
aku : 4 flat.. is it??
interviewer : definitely not..
aku : then?
interviewer : 2.26..
aku : huh?
interviewer : yups.. thats wat we called the power of 'cable'.. hahahahaha..
aku : huh..
interviewer : so.. u have any insiders here??
aku : nope..
interviewer : goodbye then.. try another company.. make sure u got some insider first u idiot..
aku : thank u so much.. really apprecite ur advise..

turns out that is the best advice i ever had.. million thanks to her..

yeah yeah.. new year.. so whut?? part 2

2006-01-03T12:01:00.000+08:00

finally.. yiyi was released yesterday.. lewat ptg.. tp wth.. at least kuar gak.. as i said before, kalau shark buat gig, bkn yg cikai2 sgt.. last nite kuar buletin utama psl ni, today kuar paper.. utusan page 27 and star page 3 (03/01/06)... utusan for those in klang valley aa.. kalau kat pantai timur x der.. yuppss.. yg black metal gathering tuu.. actually 380 people were picked up by the police, but most of them because they attended.. so lps urine test n everything they were released.. yesterday they came back to brickfields.. gathered outside brickfields konon2 nak urge police suh released yg lain2 (the other 5 person including yiyi).. then police freak out, lantas membebaskan mereka.. hahahahaha.. butoh.. celah mana.. kemak nyer black metal..

i think the police know that this is a very small case.. so they dont even care 'bout yiyi n friends.. in fact when yiyi was bailed, the police said that this case had been sent to prosecutor, then have to wait whether will be charged or not.. i've been through this n i know under normal circumstances, u'll not be charged for a small case like this.. then muncul lak geng2 black metal.. suh bebaskan diorang.. buat press conference.. pastu kecah2 nak sain memorandum.. asshole.. nak membela apa?? diorang dah kuar laa mangkuk.. nak membela gig korang tu?? nak membela black metal?? berjuang demi black metal?? yeahh.. sure.. kalau korang mati ketika berjuang sure mati syahid kan.. bley shoot terus ke syurga.. idiots.. korang buat kecah2 camni nanti organizer aa tanggung.. termasuk aa yiyi yg disyaki organizer.. bile polis tak puas ati, ada aa benda bkn2 die buat.. as i said aa.. tetibe dikaitkan dgn ayoh pin laa.. tak pon ngan pengganas ker.. tak pon mafia ker.. gile menyusahkan org aa.. konon pandai.. pandai my ass..

btw, lawyer ngan police aritu ilang tanpa berita.. bila tanya pegawai penyiasat yg handle case tu, die ckp die pon tak sure sapa.. hahahahahaa.. common laaa.. takkan takleh check kot.. dah tutup mulut baik nyer huh?? luckily abg aku maleh nak amek peduli.. dah kuar dah.. aku dah suh abg aku jaja nama pakcik aku sket.. tp abg aku tanak.. wateva laa.. tp seriesly aku x puas hati lagi.. so.. since most people ada new resolution.. aku pon nak.. mulai skang aku anti corrupted police.. no, wait.. aku anti police aa kot.. since most of them pon corrupted.. so my new resolution is to create more post about police.. hold on, kalau takder police yg corrupted, camner nak suap time kena saman kang.. erk..

fuck me..

yeah yeah.. new year.. so whut??

2006-01-02T14:02:00.000+08:00

yupss.. its new year.. so whut?? same old shit.. anyway, i've got a true story... happened on new year.. 01/01/06.. and this make me hate malaysia so much..
olrite.. my younger brother called yiyi has a friend called shark.. n shark ni slalu organize gig.. he used to ask yiyi to join him.. join venture laa.. so bley tontong2 untung.. which is tak banyak pon.. tp not bad aa.. n shark ni buat gig bkn cikai2 sgt.. byk gak band2 undergound yg dia panggil femes2.. instead of join venture, yiyi prefer jual tiket, then upah die 30 bucks, so he can topup his phone.. reason, sbb tkt duit tu tak halal since ramai org masuk pegi tonggang.. as for me, i dont think duit haram sgt pon sbb bukan kita suh org minum.. meaning if shark offering me, for sure i grab it..

so dah byk kali dah die buat.. from whut i heard shark bese buat gig agak proper meaning amek permit n everything.. so mlm new year diorang ada buat lagi.. guess whut?? yupss.. kena rush.. so mlm tu yiyi tido balai.. with another 4 including shark.. so jan 1, my elder brother smsing me just to inform me.. seriesly we all like gelak2.. i mean bkn kes besar pon.. maybe kena tangkap sbb xder permit.. so whut?? bkn yiyi organize pon.. yiyi jual tiket.. how the hell yiyi should know if shark get a permit or not.. if police want to blame someone, is definetly shark.. or maybe the owner of the place, a chinese guy..

so abg aku as innocent civillian yg tatau apa2 pegi balai.. nampak yiyi kena gari with another 4 idiots.. a chinese guy(the owner), shark, si polan and si anu... abg aku dtg with his friend called ah chong.. by the time abg aku sampai tu yiyi kat bawah pokok (dlm pagar balai, tp luar bangunan), then there was a policeman not wearing uniform n he was like a man in charge, kasik2 arahan n shit.. so my brother asked him what's going on.. he said 'ni kes kecik.. so not a big problem, diorang ni buat gig tanpa permit'.. then police bangsat tu ckp the prob is magistrate nak sampai, tp diorang ni x der lawyer.. so abg aku ckp no problem, we've got a lawyer.. so ah chong called his father-in-law (a lawyer).. then police tu ckp u dont have to sbb bese nyer ada lawyer kat2 sini dtg cari2 kes (fuck u).. then out of nowhere muncul sorang lawyer konon2 concern.. concern my ass..

lawyer tu pon ckp die bley setel benda ni cepat2.. since die kenal pegawai penyiasat yg handle case ni.. die boleh setel undertable jer.. tp abg aku insist die x nak.. since dah call dah father-in-law ah chong, tamau aa pakai lawyer tuu.. besides, buat apa nak percaya org lain padahal dah ada lawyer yg kita kenal.. then sbb abg aku insist x nak, suddenly police tu ckp 'its too late.. magistrate dah sampai.. so either u hire this lawyer or jumper magistrate without lawyer.. n of cos kalau u xder lawyer u cannot say anything to defend ur self..' asshole..

so abg aku pon tgh blur2 agreed.. then ah chong called his father-in-law saying that we already got another lawyer.. of coz aa father-in-law die hampa sbb abg aku pegi percaya ntah sapa2.. personally i think its not a good idea too, hiring that asshole which is obviously trying to take advantage, but i'm not blaming my brother either since he doesn't know anything.. as for him, the most important is to set yiyi free in any way... so lawyer yg pukimak tu mintak 500 bucks per person.. whut the hell.. why per person?? yups.. because he want my brother to pay for everyone which means 2500 bucks.. asshole.. of coz aa abg aku tamau bayar..

1. the chinese guy, (i rather call him apek) for sure x der kena mengena ngan yiyi.. so buat apa bayar utk die..
2. shark, tunduk jer kat bawah.. i think he didn't contact anyone, hoping my brother to save everyone..
3. si polan, abg ipar mamat ni dtg kejap, marah2 adek die, mintak no phone abg aku so boleh kontek kalau ada apa2, then chow.. pukimak nyer abg ipar.. balek pegi romen2 akak si polan aa tuu.. then lagi pukimak lagi dia itu bile die sekadar memberi arahan kat abg aku through phone jer.. konon2 terlampau emo ngan adek ipar die..
4. si anu, i have no idea.. tatau pon adek aku kenal die ker tak..

since abg aku x nak byr utk org lain, police ckp 'benda ni susah kalau sorang2 camni.. kene setel semua skali..takleh asing2.. so u have no choice, pay for everyone or no one..' pure shit rite?? tak cukup lagi, police tu tambah lagi, 'problem skang mase kejadian tu ada org jual cd haram luar gig tuu.. then dalam byk2 band tuu ada band black metal..' ahhahahaha... common laaaah....... babi nyer police... apa kaitan?? asal tak tangkap org yg jual cd haram tu?? asal ko x tangkap band black metal tuu.. motherfucker.. tak cukup lagi tuu.. polis tu ckp 'saya bkn apa, kesalahan adek kamu kecik jer.. plg2 pon kena saman 5k-10k.. die ni patut sehari jer kena tahan utk siasatan.. tp takot maigstrate x puas hati ker apa ker.. x psl2 kena reman sampai 40 hari..' hohoho.. ckp dgn nada simpati padahal mengugut.. lakonan yg lebih berkesan dari pelakon2 Gerak Khas..

abg aku pon ckp kat lawyer, the main problem is die mmg x cukup pon duit 2500 bucks.. tetibe yiyi lak ckp die ada.. pastu yiyi kasik bank card die.. abg aku pon fine aa.. skali lawyer tu lak ckp, 'ok, awak pegi amek duit.. biar org saya ikut awak..' ya Allah... obvious nyer nak tipoo.. cibai.. siap ada org ikut pegi amek duit.. then lps abg aku amek duit jer, dlm keter gak org tu mintak duit.. abg aku tanyer why now.. why not kat balai jer.. pastu keling tu ckp ngarut2, 'bla bla bla...kena bayar skang.. bla bla bla bla.... lawyer tuu mmg power so lu org jgn risau... bla bla bla bla.. mmg cara die camni pon kena bayar skang.. bla bla bla bla..'

since abg aku risau kalau x bayar kang x psl2 die call lawyer tuu pastu tetibe yiyi dikaitkan dgn kesalahan pelacuran, dadah, pendatang haram, lanun, bunuh, ragut dan rogol.. so abg aku bayar jer.. then bile sampai balai balek.. ada sorang polis keling lak (pon pakai baju bese).. ckp jgn risau.. sume setel, cume tunggu call jer mlm kang, maybe lambat pon esok jer.. polis yg first tadi dah ilang, lawyer pon gone.. si keling ni ckp semua dah balek.. so yiyi kat mana pon tatau.. die ckp dlm balai.. skang die pon suh abg aku balek gak.. org yg abg aku nak jumpe semua dah balek.. shite.. then bile abg aku ckp kat pakcik aku (cannot reach him before since he had a meeting..) pakcik aku ckp possibility utk magistrate dtg balai adalah 0% lebih2 lagi hari ahad dan new year.. holyshite.. so pakcik aku just suh hold dulu n keep him inform..

the problem is everything's going so fast.. made my brother hard to think properly.. so abg aku balek.. mak aku lak masuk bilik since pagi n not eating anything n crying all day.. aku pon jadi pressure.. i knew the whole story last nite dan skang 02/01/06.. aku still pressure.. yiyi dalam balai lagi.. aku tgh menunggu update.. yg aku tau mak aku x makan lagi.. i know how it is.. bile mak aku nangis satu umah jadi pressure..

mak nangis -> semua org tak suka -> pk cara utk buat die ok semula -> the only way is to get yiyi out from lokap -> n kena buat asap -> org akan buat decision secare rush..

even aku pon maybe would do the same thing like my abg.. because the pressure of to get yiyi out asap... i mean kalau mak aku x nangis, so bley rileks2.. tunggu lawyer sampai dulu.. kalau die kecah2 magistrate nak sampai, proceed aa.. bkn sabit kesalahan pon.. baru disyaki.. in the mean time bley dpt nasihat lawyer.. aku tau sgt camner dlm lokap tuu.. sabar aa kejap.. nanti kuar aa.. bkn masuk penjara.. haiihh...

i wish i was there.. asal aku keje kat ganu.. asal aku x menganggur jer kat kl.. nak balek kl pon cam dah lambat.. sambung esok.. demn

buy original.. support music industry..

2005-12-28T12:49:00.000+08:00

lately aku slalu dgr dlm radio psl beli original.. i know u all sure did.. every 10 minutes sure ada skali.. so possiblity utk korang x dgr tuu agak tipis aa kalau korang dgr radio... x kesah aa hitz ker, era ker, sinar ker, xfresh ker... sure ada nyer.. sume artis2 suh beli original.. 'PIRACY SUCKS'.. kesian gak golongan2 artis nii.. korang beli yg x ori.. ada yg burn sendiri laa.. diorang buat album susah2.. x leh aa expect diorang jual murah sgt.. byk benda nak kena bayar.. studio lagi.. promotion lagi.. korang x pk ker?? kalau korang dgr iklan tuu, sume artis komplen dah jatuh miskin sbb korang beli pirate nyer barang.. cibai aa korang nii.. ermm.. wait.. i forgot to include me.. kemak aa aku nii.. aku pon beli yg x ori sial.. pastu burn lak cd lagu.. ishh.. camner nii.. kang aku terjumpe afdlin or pop shovit tgh mengemis tepi jalan.. bersalah giller beb.. apa aku nak buat nii.. maybe we should have a fund for all those people who have been a victim of this keparat pirates.. i think we should.. baru aa diorang bley idup..

ni perkara series nii.. aku rasa sedey doo dgr luahan hati diorang dlm radio tuu.. and korang just imagine eh, kalau aku dgr radio 2 hours per day, means aku dgr diorang ckp dah 12 kali.. kalau hari aku x kerja, assume aku dgr 1jam jer aa.. so 6 kali.. aku kerja 6 hari seminggu.. so aku dgr dah lebih kurang 78 kali.. kalau sebulan, assume 1 month = 4 weeks.. dah 312 times for a month.. wow.. ermm.. ok aa.. tolak 12 aa kasik 300 jer sbb maybe ada gak miss skali skala.. so assume skali-skala = 12.. so 300 per month.. ok.. skang korang imagine lak kalau aku nangis mengenangkan nasib artis2 kite yg di'rompak' sebegini rupa.. perhh.. average aku nangis 10 times per day.. no wonder aaa aku senang pancit time main futsal.. keje nangis jer.. maka dengan hati yg penuh penyesalan.. aku cube menebus kesalahan aku dgn membeli cd2 original utk semua lagu yg pernah aku beli yg x ori dan yg aku burn.. esp local punyer laa.. utk international nyer x leh aa.. dah lari budget utk bulan nii.. lagipon diorang x mengadu pon dalam radio malaysia psl masalah diorang nii... so kurang simpati aa kat diorang nii..
oleh itu kawan2 sekalian.. marilah kite support local industry.. support our music industry.. buy original.. get original.. BE ORIGINAL...

waaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhh kahkahkahkahkahkahkahkakahkahkah
hahaahhahahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa..
motherfuckaaa.. pegi mampoooosss koooo laaaaaaa....
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhhahahahaaa... adeh.. saket perot.. wakakakakkakakakakaka
adeeehhhhh..
ok.. so we buy pirate.. so whut.. korang jatuh miskin ker... pukimak ko berjambul.. ingat kitorang superbly bodoh?? even korang jatuh miskin.. u think we give a fuck?? hell noo.. asshole.. aku jauh lagi miskin dari korang.. pastu ko nak pau duit aku suh beli original?? wtf.. asal ko x amek terus jer duit dlm wallet aku..

'...n of coz, the most important, my fans out there.. thank u so much for ur support.. i love u all..'
ucapan standard setiap artis... i wonder if ur fans so much important to u, consider korang slalu ckp the most tu, asal slalu last eh korang sebut.. asal x ckp the least important.. or maybe lps ni korang boleh consider ckp
'thanks only to my fan who buy original n give me more money so i can buy fancy clothes, bling2 to me n my lover, latest hp n sport car so then i can go clubbing n enjoy myself..'

hahahahaahaha.. cibai aa.. here some ideas u idiots.. apa kata korang kurang kan lagi harga cd.. well.. maybe korang untung sket.. or maybe cukup2 cover cost jer.. or maybe.. korang rugi terus.. maybe korang dah kurang harga pon xleh lawan ngan harga pirate.. wth.. buat jer.. biarkan pirate terus berkuasa.. so korang rugi.. apa nak peduli.. at least korang popular.. bile korang popular.. byk aa org panggil korang.. nyanyi merata2 tempat.. lagi byk boleh dpt.. pas2 buat concert.. kalau korang bagos.. sure bley jadi nyer.. ni sibok nak cepat kaya.. pas2 pau duit peminat.. pas2 bile ada fan korang cari alternatif yg lebih murah.. korang ngadu2 kat radio.. fuck u.. u selfish motherfucker.. pas2 buat fan club.. dan2 terus ngaku fan club ditubuhkan utk menghargai sokongan peminat2... hahahaahaa.. fuck u.. ntah2 ada lak yg suh bayar utk jadi ahli.. itu lagi pukimak.. kecah jer pirate buat byk duit.. diorang bley.. korang pon boleh... cume jgn tamak aa.. fools..

aku rase sure ada celebrity2 kat msia ni yg bijok2.. maybe idea aku tu ada byk loophole.. well.. korang pandai2 pk sendiri cara2 bijok.. buang aa sket sifat tamak korang tu.. sume yg jadi artis nak kaya.. tu laa masalah nya.. dah mindset camtu.. org yg masuk university 5-6 taun pon kuar2 gaji 2k sebulan jer.. pakai keter murah2 jer.. artis kecah2 nak hidup mewah.. korang hidup mewah sbb fan korang.. korang pernah pk ker korang hidup based on duit fan2 korang yg sesetengah tu miskin nak mampos.. n because u work hard and got some talent u think u deserve to be fucking rich.. hell no.. u don't deserve anything.. fuck u..

apakejadahnya...

omegato buat bote n bini... koi n eeja

2005-12-19T14:52:00.000+08:00

sekalung tahniah buat bote n bini..
juga buat eeja ngan koi..
haiihh.. finally.. u all getting married huh.. dan lepas ni entah sape2 tah.. dan entah bile2 ntah my turn.. maiden pon anytime dah.. ishh.. happy betol aku tgk diorang ni dah kawen.. esp koi ngan eeja.. sbb time bote x berpeluang nak tgk bote akad.. x sempat tgk naik pelamin pon.. tp at least sempat aa bergambar ngan hantaran bote.. gamba atas katil... muaahahahaha..
tp masa tgk akad koi.... aku rasa lain macam.. pastu tgk koi cium dahi eeja.. perghh.. bile aku nak kawen niiiii... cibaiii... pastu muncul lak 2nd cousin eeja.. cam tuhan memberi jawapan kepada persoalan di hati... hahahahaha.. tp seriesly aku mmg happy giller aa weekend lps tgk diorang kawen.. after all cuti2 kat kelate pon dah bes dah.. cume maleh nak citer psl jln2 kelate.. sbb membunuh watak utama utk citer nii.. koi n eeja.. hahahhaa.. sambung citer psl kawen..
koi tetibe menjadi2 lak macho die.. ngan baju serba hijau laa.. bodek bapak mertua ker beb.. org kuat hijau huh?? hahahhaa... eeja pon superbly lawa.. lebih sket dari kezen die.. waakkakaaka.. maybe sbb eeja kawen.. mekap.. kalau x maybe 2nd cousin die lagi lawa kot.. hahahahhaa.. direct sungguh... pastu bapak eeja pon treat kitorang gilebabeng baik nyer.. first class.. cam vip lak rase (bkn in the vip room yg korang slalu tgk tu laa bangsat).. dah aa funny2.. abg die pon cool dan hensem.. parent koi pon sporting jer.. ha ah.. yg x pergi sure nak tau nyer.. koi akad 2 kali.. first time agak laju.. ok jer padahal.. tp standard aa saksi2.. saje2 nak suh 2-3 kali.. sekali kang nampak gelojoh sgt.. tp kalau time aku, saksi kecah2 ckp x sah sampai 5-6 kali, aku bgn lempang jer saksi tu... hahahahha..
ishh.. walaupon on the way back kitorang stranded (banjir yg cool).. it took 2 days from kelate to k trg.. demn.. luckily x payah lalu ikut grik-kk-ipoh-kl-kuantan-kerteh-kt... huhuhuhu.. tp bile sampai umah rase fresh lagi.. arini pon rase cam baru tadi diorang kawen.. happy aku x abes lagi.. waahhhlaaa.. aku rase juliana banos sure saje buat kawen hari lebey kurang ngan korang psl jeles kat korang.. xnak kasik ramai dtg.. hahahaha... sorry aa ana (juliana).. nak tgk koi n eeja aa.. lagi besshhh..
x lama lagi tobol kot.. haiihhh.. u guys make me wonder.. make me ask myself.. when.. when.. when.. erkk.. jap.. who.. who.. who.. hahahhaha... rileks... aku lambat lagi beb.. 28-32... 32 x dpt lagi kalu.. i'll do watever it takes.. i'll married whoever available.. even it means 'kawen paksa'... hahahahaha.. n now i wonder how it feels when its my turn, member2 come with their kids.. datang bawak 2-3 org anak.. oohh.. shiiiitte..
adakah....
member --- 'ni laa kawan bapak masa dulu2.. dulu kitorang sama skolah..'
anak member --- 'pakcik ni umur dah brapa baru nak kawen nii??' --> wtf
or maybe...
'ni uncle bai.. bai, ni anak sulung aku.. skang ni form5!!' --> demn
or even worse..
'bai, ko jaga lah anak aku elok2.. x sangka akhirnye ko yg jadi menantu aku!!' --> cool gak sbnr nyer.. hahaahhahahaa..
and of coz aa the worst is..
'atuk x nak cucu2 jadi cam kawan atuk.. dah nazak dah skang x dpt2 lagi bini..'
hahahahhahahaha... demit.. scary siaallll... guane gamok dooooo........

meh tanya linda

2005-11-21T15:18:00.000+08:00

whuuddupp..
korang pernah tgk x 'tanya linda'?? @astro ria.. hahahahaha.. mcm sial.. mule2 aku pasang tv jer.. citer tu baru nak start.. then aku dgr topic die.. 'siapa yg lebih curang? laki or pompuan..' hahahhahaa.. aku dgr topic die pon rasa nak sepak linda tuu.. pas2 jemputan die lak bagi pihak laki.. zed zaidi dan seorang pekerja swasta.. bagi pihak pompuan lak jeslina ngan sorang 'pelajar akhir tahun MMU'...
mule2 aku tgk diorang nye discussion mmg sampah maut sampai aku dah x tahan, aku usha2 cenel lain.. tp cenel lain pon x best gak masa tu.. then aku pk apa salah nye tgk how stoopid they could be?? hahahhaahaa.. jawapan nyer.. that show is totally bullshit and anyone who has anything 2 do with that show, director, producer, scriptwritter and even make-up artist are totally moron.. especially penonton2 di studio.. (penonton di tv dgn niat nak mengutuk adalah terkecuali -for instance -me)..
olrite.. meh aku citer sket sinopsis die..
linda cuba bawak topik yg konon penuh 'kontroversi' ni dgn melaga2kan pihak laki ngan pompuan.. (fuck u).. pas2 die tanyer zed (maybe the dumbest person i could ever met),
"apa pendapat zed ttg siapa yg lebih curang.. "
zed "'perempuan ni suke yg lebih baik.. so kalau kite ada porche pon.. tp the other guy ada ferrari, then pompuan akan curang ngan mamat ferrari tu.. kire pompuan ni materialistik aa'..
'pekerja swasta' lebih sesuai dipanggil fat ass tu menyokong.. "btol tuu.. btol tuu.."
hahahahahahaha.. wat the hell???
pas2 minah mmu lak konon nak melawan.. "i dunt think so.. biasa nya laki ni lebih suke curang.. sebab diorang rase diorang boleh kawen empat so diorang bley curang.."
zed "itu mmg keistimewaan utk kaum lelaki.. pompuan x leh deny tuu... lagipon pompuan byk.. pompuan should understand laa kita org lelaki ade keistimewaan tuu.. boleh masuk syurga tauu.."
hahahhahahahaha... sibodoh berlawan kata ngan si bodoh.. shallow idiots..
linda "so, apa pendapat awak ttg pompuan materialistik yg berlaku curang?"
mmu student (or should i call her mmu stupid) "saya rasa lelaki lebih curang kerana diorang sebenar nye mengambil kesempatan dgn keistimewaan yg diorang ada.."
hahahahhaaha.. yeaahh gurll.. u just answered the question.. are u deaf or simply stupid?? dont u hear the question.. nasib baik aa ada jeslina yg x bodoh sgt compared to the others.. tp bile masuk bab kawin empat jeslina mula ckp psl agama laa.. which i dont think any of them qualified to speak anything about agama esp dlm tv.. even aku bukan ulama' tp aku tau aa sket2 psl agama.. dan sket2 aku maybe lagi byk dari 5-5 org dlm show tuu.. (linda the biatch, jeslinasshole, mmu stupid student-how the hell she managed to stay at mmu with that kind of brain, zed the dumbest and last but not least mr. fatt ass).. maybe jer laa.. tp at least aku x buat statement psl agama kat tv.. i'm not saying that i'm qualified to speak anything about agama in a public.. tp pls laa jangan ckp psl agama u moron.. ckp yg basic2 dah laa cam meh semayang lima waktu ker.. org macam korang nii aa menyesatkan lagi pemikiran umat.. biar laa para ulama' yg ckp.. or sape2 yg betul2 tau..
aku nak citer satu2 apa yg diorang bincang.. tp sure aa aku x ingat.. atas tuu hanyalah sedutan2 jer.. tp yg paling aku tensen ngan zed aa.. nampak sgt betape bodoh tahap anjing nyer die ni.. aku rase die x sedar sedikit sebanyak die represent celebrity laki.. so kalau die bodoh cam tahap anjing.. yg lain sure apa kurang nyer.. ermm.. no.. wait.. aku rase yg plg aku tensen ngan linda aa.. first of all topic die mmg crap.. pointless.. dan x der motif.. 'siapa yg lebih curang? laki or pompuan..' camner nak tau exactly saper lagi curang.. even kalau kite dapat jawapan pon, apa hasil?? ok laa.. let say laki laa yg lebih byk curang.. then korang rase org2 laki yg tgk akan nangis menyesal..
"sob..sob..kaum kite lebih byk curang.. aku menyesal.. lps ni aku tamau curang.. aku akan setia pada yg satu.. terima kasih linda kerana menyedarkan kami kaum lelaki...sob... sob..."
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.. bitccchhhhh... i hate linda and her nasik lemak too.. u'r mom's receipie huh?? no wonder u end up like this.. hahahaahhahaha.. seriesly dulu aku layan gak linda kat radio.. tp that show really stupid aa... aiseh.. dah lupa bile show tu.. i wish next time i watch, it will be totally different.. no more stupid topic pls.. and pls laa invite org bijok2 sket.. bkn x der laki bijok dalam byk2 artis kite.. bijok doesnt mean yg ada degree, yg ada master or phd.. yg bijok berfikir... aku ada jer pernah jumper org yg blaja sampai spm tp pemikiran die tak sebodoh zed.. in fact lagi bijok dari aku.. btw zed tu blaja sampai mana aaa??
haiiihhhh... tp aku pk2 balek.. linda is really a pure bitch aaa.. hahahaha... tgk eh.. she made a stupid show with some idiots (guests) but then i believe det she made a lot of money out of that stupid show.. n even worse, she made me watch her show n now i'm looking forward for her next show.. hahahaha.. fuck me..
sedikit tambahan kpd fantasyfootball manager : thanx to king henry for scoring 2 goals last nite.. fyi.. he's my captain.. hahahaha.. x sabar tunggu next week.. insyaAllah aku akan pegang liga ass..
happy belated bday to eddy (15th nov).. jaa

arigato kozaimass

2005-11-14T09:22:00.000+08:00

whuddup.. aku dah kembali ker office.. orang2 di kl masih bersenang lenang di rumah di pagi ahad.. demn.. jeles.. but i believe i have a commitment here and dets y i'm here sitting in front of my comp pretend that i have a lot of things to do but the fact is no one here in this office have any work to do.. hahahaa... lets pretend together2..
arigato kozaimas to all my friends who came to my open house.. i know kerteh and kuala terengganu is quite far but u made it.. not to forget mr rhino which i have no idea where u came from that night (mufktafibillah or losong??)... duan(ibab), fata, pudin, berg and alham.. thanx.. how was the open house?? really sorry coz i was a little bit bz det day.. cannot treat u guys like the way i want to.. always need to go downstairs layan other peoples... (at least korang leh tgk skill aku ngan wheelchair rite??) hahahaha.. bkn apa.. rasa guilty kat my uncle sbb org lain sume bz, aku lak sibuk layan member sendirik.. the next day my auntie gave me 30 bucks as upah helping her out that nite.. hahahhaaha.. worth it rite?? dets just her way to show me a tocken of aprreciation.. 30 bucks is much more than i deserve since my job is only to jerit 'sataayy habiss..' 'nasii habisss..' or 'pinggan habis..' hahahaha..
ha ah.. sorry rhino sbb ice cream dah abes.. sape suh dtg lambat.. at least ko dapat ice cream kat keter ko kan?? sorry kat semua psl x dpt makan roti canai n kambing bakar oso.. queue panjang sgt.. next time aight..
so overall, open house ok laa kan?? (ditujukan kpd mereka yg hadir).. hot chicks pon byk.. bangga betol aku tegur awek yg korang usha.. hahahaha... padahal PA pakcik aku.. aku tau korang cam terkagum sekejap mlm tu until aku ckp kat korang 'aku mmg dah kenal die..' duan almost offer me hundred tuu.. demn rugi.. hahahaha... utk yg x pergi.. meh aku citer sket.. lps open house we all lepak kat kedai minum ice blended.. rhino want to get some food then i was like 'whut?? my bad u still hungry.. it must be me cannot layan my own frens at open house..' then rhino serba salah terus x jadi order.. hahahaha.. pas2 hung out tepi pantai batu burok.. we were so bising and everyone else watching us and i bet some of them want to join us... hahahaha.. tak malu.. x kenal mau join lak.. with pudin jokes (always need someone to explain.. his joke is either too technical or too complicated) but at last when everyone understand his jokes, we laughed to the bone.. hahahahha.. from lawak 'bulan' sampailaaa lawak 'ops'.. sooo rugi sape yg x datang... hahahhaa... tu laa.. org ajak tamau datang...
to jo.. mdn.. norish.. nyamuk.. n everyone else yg xleh datang tuu.. i'm completely understand.. aku pon ajak2 ayam jer buat cukup syarat.. x macam sorang member kite beb.. dah tunang tak bagitau..
'alaa.. aku buat kecil2 an jer beb.. kang x cukup makanan lak..' <-- crap
huh?? pls laa.. bkn nak pegi sgt tunang ko.. just mention jer laa kat kitorang u sucker.. so at least kitorang tau.. u already forget huh?? i'm ur fucking president.. i guess i'll make a new rule.. any member of tomcat yg tunang without mention mr. president, fine 200bux.. yg kawen without mention mr. president, fine 500 bux.. hahahahahha.. how 'bout det huh?? kalau member lain agree.. then kite buat this new rules ok?? hahaha..
kpd sorang lagi member tomcat yg penuh kontroversi ttg status nyer... i heard a lot about u.. some of them said that u r already not qualified to compete..
'die skang dah jadi ketua keluarga..' ermm.. really??..
'die dah ngaku kat aku die dah kuar tomcat..' hmm?? izzit true??
tp dgn tenang aku menjawab kat diorang sume..
'aku percaya die jenis org yg ada hornour.. when he think he is not qualified, he will tell me and quit.. no need to disqualified him.. he will come to me..' u read me bebeh.. i trust u.. prove me i make no mistake..
to another survivor yg kat wangsa maju tuu.. keep trying.. we got nothing to loose rite?? gambate kudasai..
okay.. dets all for now.. hu uh.. arigato oso to fidz.. the pictures and short videos u gave me were superbly nice.. aku angau sial.. time kaseeeyyyy... btw.. did u all watch me last nite?? @astro ria?? huhuhuhu.. yeahh.. i know.. det was ramli sarip.. but we do have one thing in common.. our voice.. hahahaha... (tgh ngumpat aku aa tuu.. fuck u) okes.. c ya.. uh.. one more.. happy besday mimie (10th nov)..

taffaddol masykurah

2005-11-10T14:58:00.000+08:00

owwhh.. aku teringat sthing aa.. nak ajak korang dtg open house kat umah aku.. bkn umah aku aa.. umah atuk aku.. kat kuala terengganu... walaupon aku x rase ramai org akan baca kat sini (in fact cam xder org jer), tp nak tulis gak sbb aku rase bosan kat office x der kerja.. cool gak ada blog nii.. hahahahhaa.. so barang siapa yg mau datang.. sile2.. yg kenal ataupon yg x kenal bley datang.. yg x kenal datang ngan member2 so korang x bosan.. yg kenal dtg ngan member2 gak.. so korang x bosan.. yg x kenal dtg makan2 pas2 balek aa.. nak cuci pinggan pon cool gak.. yg kenal dtg jgn makan jer beb.. tegur aku gak..

ok.. here's the details

time:8.30-10.30

date: 10/11/05 (thursday)

venue: 1252A Jln Ibrahim

21100 kuala trg, trg

(umah atuk aku in case korang pernah dtg)

menu: dtg dulu, menu blakang citer..

aku sebenarnyer cam mengharap giler ada member2 datang walaupon adalah perkara impossible.. plg logik pon member2 kat kerteh.. tu pon bkn sume dah balek kerteh.. ada beraper kerat jer kat kerteh tu.. nak harapkan member2 kat kt nii.. ajak boleh.. dtg blom tentu.. x rapat lagi... yg rapat pon adalah 2-3 org kot.. yg aku perasan rapat.. (buat2 sedey so ramai sket dtg).. ni asyek2 melayan tetamu yg x dikenali tp sume buat2 kenal..

'ni anak saper eh.. cam slalu nampak jer..' <-- blueek.. ko x pernah nampak aku laa cibai.. aku blk ganu setaun skali.. cam selalu is definitely a lie.. nak ckp jumper kat kl lagi laa ko tipoo.. dah tua2 nak menipu lagi.. tanyer anak saper dah laa mangkuk.. nak frenly konon..

'oowwhh, anak sedare die ker.. patut aa ada iras2' <--bluuekk blueekk.. r u blind?? ngan pakcik aku kitorang totally different.. so plz..

yg plg bosan bile ada yg berunsurkan bodek..

'owh, patut laa hensem mcm pakcik die gak..' <----fuck u.. stuupid asshole.. kot yer pon ckp aa kuat2 sket so pakcik aku dgr.. bodek aku x der hasil nyer.. bodek pakcik aku laaa asshole..

hahahahaahahahaha... bodoh sial.. mmg aku slalu gak buat ayat bodek.. tp just fooling around laa ngan member2 or family.. diorang ni bodek secare series.. bile org cam deny2 sket, die ckp dgn lebih series.. wtf.. xyah aa terlalu series.. make it as a joke then acceptable laa.. bile dah jumper dpn mata dgn org2 camni akan rase nak gelak pas2 nak sekeh.. hahahahha.. bodoh.. bkn aa aku anti sangat diorang nii.. funny gak diorang nii.. saje jer nak buat issue.. hohoho.. olritey.. dtg beb jgn x dtg.. slamat beraya n maaf zahir batin..

opening ceremony

2005-11-10T11:36:00.000+08:00

hohohho.. guess what.. aku dah ada blog skang.. MY own blog.. asyek baca blog org.. apabarang.. skang ada blog sendiri.. d only problem is i dunt know to write like other people.. i'm just not good at it.. tp aku peduli apa.. since this is MY blog.. i can write anything i want in my own way.. TAK SUKE JANGAN BACA.. byk lagi kerja korang boleh buat besides baca blog aku... esp yg kat ofis tuu.. syoohh.. syoooh.. tp kalau baca so then korang boleh kutuk2 blog aku.. best gak cenggitu.. tafaddol masykurah.. then kalau aku kebetulan rajin kite boleh balas membalas kutuk mengutuk.. baru aa aku rajin sket nak update blog aku.. hahahahaha.. its gonna be fun i guess.. izzit?? ahhh.. whutthahell.. gua buat apa gua punya suke.. lu buat apa lu suke.. fair enuf rite??

olrite..
maka dgn nama Allah yg maha penyayang lagi maha pengasih..saya meRASMIkan... pembukaan blog saya sendiri..
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i love u amy <-- gurls' voices (tp tatau sape.. yg pasti nya ramai)
thank u.. thank u.. since blog ni tersangat laa baru.. maka sila beri tunjuk ajar aight.. sebarang kritikan membina atau tidak membina amat dialu2 kan..
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p/s: selepas majlis perasmian nii.. anda semua dijemput hadir ke dewan serbaguna Gong Kapas utk menikmati sedikit juadah (sponsored by Jalan-jalan Cari Makan)
a'ah.. one more thing.. nak kasik credit kat kat sume blog yg pernah aku baca.. u inspired me.. dan dapatkan album triple trouble (silentnoise, wings & search) salam.. jaa..