world cup opening ceremony blows.

i watched world cup opening ceremony last few days.. simply put.. boring.. why it is so hard to understand? when you make a big event like that, you should get Mawi to perform.. so simple..

event ^ (mawi perform) = happening
event (!mawi perform) = boring

get it?
if i'm the one who manage that event.. it would be pretty much like this..

1. start with marching from every country.. would only take 15 minutes since marching is sucks.. this only take place since i dont want to hear old faggot begging for this slot..
   
2. out of nowhere, "menyanyi~~ kerana gembira~~ menyanyi~~ kerana sedih~~"
   
3. while mawi still performing, ronaldinho and zlatan come out and juggling and do lot of weird skills with the ball.
   
4. mawi jump off the stage and die..
   
5. pussycat dolls take over the stage and start their hot performance..
   
6. striptease from pussycat dolls..
   
7. end up with adam cut off his dick and pussy haziq (AF4) crying like a baby.. then not to forget, fireworks..

i know.. that's rule.. but i wont take any credit for this.. i just implied a simple formula everyone knows..

happening event = { mawi, dead mawi, pussycat dolls strip, adam cut off his dick, haziq(AF4) crying, fireworks}