Wednesday, February 22, 2006

10 things i love most

these are some list of why i love this world so much.. these things actually make the world so beautiful.. what a wonderful world~~

1) betray
aku buat rating tahap kepuasan
betray org yg x dikenali = 4
betray sbb business = 5
betray member = 6
betray member baik = 8
betray balak/awek = 10
senang citer sape yg mempunyai expectation yg tinggi kat ko.. yg x pernah expect ko akan betray.. then ko betray die..ko akan dapat lagi kepuasan.. give it a try.. yupss.. i tried so many times.. and i discover that the best moment is when the person that i betrayed become emo.. maki2.. takpon die luah2 kat org lain.. perghhh.. datang satu perasaan yg sukar digambarkan


2) sweet talk
i love sweet talker.. i'm trying to be one.. fyi, its not that easy .. you have to know the rite things to say, the rite expression and the rite time.. i've met a lot of them before.. man and woman.. they give u false hope, then, baammmmm.. they broke ur heart.. eventually you develop a sweet talk detector in you.. the next time you find one.. you wont have any hope no more.. u just enjoy every moment you spent with her/him without any false hope..

3) biatch
who doesnt??

4) break up
i dont know.. i love to hear people break up.. it turns me on.. maybe i love to see people sad.. well.. i never break with anyone before and maybe never ever will.. i'm such a winner..

5) hypocrite
hypocrite adalah bessh.. ramai org declare diorang x suka org hypocrite padahal semua org pon hypocrite.. if you dont agree you must be super hypocrite.. keep up your good work.. i like.. hahahaha.. seriesly, ko x pernah hypocrite ker.. u have a boss such an ass, when u meet him somewhere accidentally you give him a smile instead of give him one nice finger salute.. just trying to be nice eh? fuck you.. you damn hypocrite.. u meet your ex that you hate most, then u talk to him/her like nothing happened with your happy face instead of give him a punch on his/her face like you really want to.. not hypocrite? hahahaha.. bad example, i know..

6) sellfish
it just feel rite to being so sellfish.. everyone is sellfish anyway.. i know you are.. you not?? you mothefucka hypocrite!!

7) rampas
rampas tu meaning rampas awek/balak org aaa.. rampas pon aku nak rating kepuasan gak..

rampas dari org yg x dikenali = 4
rampas dari org yg dikenali = 6
rampas dari org yg rapat = 8
*add 1 point if they are engaged
*add 2 point if they are married
hohohohoho.. u just imagine, when u meet that loser.. u talk like a friend, then just before u left, u said 'btw, u such a loser..' huuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.. i dream that moment every night..


8) player
tidak kira laki atau perempuan.. kalau die player laki.. aku suka gak.. kalau die player pompuan.. pon aku suka gak.. it would be nice to talk with them.. they're heartless and i love it.. and normally they do have things i love (sweet talk, betray, rampas, break up etc)... if you are a true player, i would love to be your friend..

9) emo
kecah2.. marah2.. emo2.. lebih kurang aa.. emo tak tentu pasal.. esp bile main bola.. emo dlm pdg jer.. dah kuar ok aa.. kalau org yg dah bese emo sure they dont realise how cool it is actually.. kalau korang jarang2 emo.. try this.. berlakon emo!! if u can act good,then u know how it feels.. so satisfying.. and also the other way round.. you try to annoy people and make them emo.. when they start become emo, you act like you regret.. hahahahha.. you'll find that it is so funny and i bet you become addicted.. you'll do it again and again, and eventually everyone hates you.. no problem dude, just find another friends..

10) gelak jahat
after i've done so many bad things, then i would have a big laugh.. i laugh and i laugh and i laugh.. in a very mean way.. then it crossed my mind.. shit.. byk hilang pahala aku ni..

muahahahahaaahahhaa.. say you love these too.. I'm Loving It..

9 Comments:

Blogger ItyNad said...

i know the list is keji.. but i cannot help feel that benda tuh semua ada pada aku ha ha (ketawa jahat)

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

peh lu memang keji...
aku pun keji...so, i guess anyone who reads it will definitely agree that they are also keji, cause they really cant disagree, as the way you wrote, puts the reader in a dead end hahaha.. good work bai.. you are the best (and im not being hypocrite)

6:17 PM  
Blogger Farah Wahidda said...

lalala..i'm loving it! ;p

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ko..mmg..best aar,

aku tak terfikir sampai tahap camtu...

tapi menarik...aku akui.....
gelak jaat gak....muahahhahah

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

muahahahahah imi... i have them all man! and im even very good at all the 10.... it is very2 sweet to betray and to rampas... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

the best thing is to RAMPAS... then to BETRAY the one uve just rampas.... oh ya.. the package includes HYPOCRITE and SWEET TALK... and obviously u'd love to hear they BROKE UP because u just RAMPAS that girl from ur best friend who are engaged..

and u know bila ur best fren tu EMO coming to u asking why r u taking her from him.. u said.. i hv to be SELLFISH man.. i have my own feelings too! i'd love her as much as u do too (yeah rite!)

and when the girl ask u.. do u really love her more than her fiance whom is ur best friend.. u say .. "yes dear.. im giving up my best friend for u.. and im not asking u what else do u want me to do.. but instead im asking myself what else still i can give and do for my beautifull princess" (hypocrite + sweet talk)...

and when everything is clear.. she left ur bestfriend for you.. u go and say.."what a biatch! if u can leave him, what makes me think that u wont leave me?"

AND THEN.. u end up with the climax of... MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

10:43 PM  
Blogger beddyboo said...

nice one huh.well i guess this is amy and not bai like you told me la kann..hmm but i agree to disagree this time.i understand the freedom of speech and we're talking about blogsphere,ppl have every right to vent out their anger ke ape ke.but i do think that you have too much hatred in yourself that you have this kind of mindset.do not generalize people because everyone is different from another.that's how i think la.eh twitt,u'r happy when ppl are sad?woaa nvr crossed one unique soul la babe.nway,i'm happy if you're happy then hehe.happy friday yo! :)

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a somewhat confession from a rockstar himself, very well, those 10 traits are the mediocre in life, the basics my dear,

betrayal: you will never get anything out of something when you play clean, BUT its karma, what goes around comes around

sweet talk: its an art you can never learn , it comes from within, dark and dirty

biatch: is it a female dog u long to hog? I understand the aggravation of a guy like you amy- who lost his cherry to his own right hand tsk tsk tsk, but that’s another story , as cliché as it may sound, good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere- what is the weight-age like in the comparison of heaven and all the places under the sun?

break ups: it’s the end of the beginning, be happy for them for that reason, so, it turns you on, what else does? details please..

hypocrite: who are you deluding here? the sweetest, most innocent of girls are often the nastiest of cunts, the losing side- you tell me..

selfish: name me one person who isn’t?

rampas: do it with style , yo!

player: i know you love me , by heart by soul

emo: them emo people are demented sore losers, especially with a long entry like yours, kan?

gelak jahat: together now ha ha ha ha

and may I know what kind of life are you leading now my dear? Being alone reminiscing the melancholic past? What s left…nothing? nobody? and, loving it?

2:08 PM  
Blogger amysilentnoise said...

ity : the list looked so keji, but have no worry.. i've got another post for you so you wont feel so bad..

oj : ahahhaa.. wa mmg keji.. muahahahahaha... sure you're not
being hypocrite? sounds fishy to me.. muahahaha..

farah : really? which one you love most? what i wrote or me?
muahahahhahaha..

stasmith : aku tau aku best.. dan aku tau ko suka.. sbb ko pon
bley tahan player gak.. muahahaa(join ko gelak jahat)...

wmdhafidz: hahahaha.. i love your comment dude.. what can i say.. you really a sweet talker.. i admire you so much.. your
storyline is the best.. all the 10 elements are there... no wonder aa we are sedara.. fidz, imi rasa kita mencemarkan nama keluarga aa.. and i love it.. muahahhahaa..

2:32 PM  
Blogger amysilentnoise said...

devilbeddy : ahahaha.. finally someone disagree.. i'm really glad that you disagree.. i have too much hatred in myself? you really think so? hahahaha.. if i am, how can i live my day so happy.. and since i told you that i'm happy, i guess you must be happy because i'm happy.. and i am very happy to
know that you are happy if i'm happy.. what a happy life.. oh, wait, if you dont agree, you must live in unhappy world since this world is actually full of those 10, dont you think? instead of you feeling sad when it happens around you, how about be happy and learn from it.. you can control how you
feel.. its how you take it.. btw, you are not so 'devil', are you?

a retired playa : ahahaha.. you called yourself a 'retired playa'? hahahaha.. and i bet this retired playa is to pussy to let people know who you really are, aren't you? and how the hell you know precisely i lost my cherry to my own right hand anyway? were you peeping on me? there again you were too pussy to come clean.. if you just told me, i would certainly
cumshot in your throat as you wish.. see what you had missed when
you being too pussy? oh, thats another story.. and emo? demented sore losers? especially with a long entry like mine? how about a long comment like yours.. and yes dear, i'm leading to a very unhappy life and i'm being alone reminiscing the melancholic past.. and for sure, i've got nothing and nobody left and weirdly i'm loving it.. if there's any chance you could be my friend and guide me to a happy life? i would sujud syukur on the spot if you are willing to.. pleasee... hahahahhaha.. crap.. fuck you so much..

2:35 PM  

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