Tuesday, March 28, 2006

idiots


i did a survey last few months.. a very simple one.. i just went a few places and said out loud,
"whoever think you're an idiot, put your hand in the air"
you dolt!! the world is really full of idiots..

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

make your own joke

korang pernah tak buat klaka pastu korang gelak sendiri sampai nangis2..
GIVE A SHOT

seriously.. try laa.. tak susah pon.. korang buat lawak kat sesape.. kalau korang segan jangan buat depan public.. buat kat tempat tak ramai org.. cam kalau korang duduk rumah bujang ker.. pastu ko buat aa kat member ko.. buat satu lawak.. doesnt matter its funny or not.. pastu ko gelak kasik puas.. gelak sampai nangis2.. korang gelak jer regardless apa org kata.. nescaya org akan gelak kan ko lak pasal ko nampak bodoh.. again, it doesnt matter.. gelak jer lagi.. ko ulang2 lawak ko tu sambil gelak2.. lama2 ko sendiri pon mmg takleh control.. last2 lawak bodoh ko tu ko akan rasa kelaka gak..

aku cakap sbb aku pernah buat.. selepas member aku ajar aku.. aku pon try.. aku pegi bilik member aku.. borak2 kosong ngan die.. pastu aku nak kuar.. aku pon tutup pintu bilik dia.. sekali takleh tutup.. aku try 2-3 kali pon takleh tutup.. pastu aku buat muka panic..

"asal takleh tutup ni?"
"huh??"
"pintu ko ni.."
"ada apa2 kot celah pintu tuu"
"takde pon"

member aku pon dtg.. aku pon try tutup pintu.. still tak boleh.. padahal aku tahan ngan kaki aku kat bawah.. bile die cam blur.. aku pon ckp aa..

"aku rasa.. sbb aku tahan ngan kaki aku.. hahahahahhahaa.."
"lawak bodoh apa ko buat nii.."
"hahahahahahahahahhahaa"

then aku terus gelak kaw2 sampai nangis.. i mean it.. mmg keluar air mata aku.. dlm otak aku cam lebih gelakkan diri sendiri sbb buat benda bodoh..tp still aku rasa puas hati..

since then.. aku belaja benda baru.. we dont need anyone to make us happy.. we only need ourselves to make us happy.. having someone else to make us happy is great.. but not having anyone, is not a reason for not being happy.. once you have develop this skill, it doesnt matter where you are, with whom, you still can be happy.. as for me, i always use this skill whenever i'm hanging out with bunch of strangers, assholes or whenever i'm alone.. i make fun of people around me.. mostly, its only in my mind.. but its good enough to cheer me up..

i know this may sounds stupid.. insane maybe.. hell.. i'm happy.. thats all matters..

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

about me.. (sad story)


this is a very sad story..

i am a loser.. i used to love everyone around me.. i was the most kind-hearted, full of love, caring, compassionate kind of guy.. one day, i've been dumped by a woman that i love.. and i've changed.. drastically.. i've become a heartless, unreasonable, mean guy... i hate everyone including you.. and i think that woman that i love is such an asshole.. and since she is an asshole, and she is a woman, let me do the math:
she is a woman
she is an asshole
then,
woman is an asshole...
muahahahhahahahahahahaaa..
i believe some people really love to hear this kind of story.. and i believe that some guys out there still using this to tell the woman that they love so that the woman will try to soften him out and finally, they fall in love with each other.. so touching... yes, it can be the other way round.. she - he.. the next time you hear this story, just before you shoot him/her on his/her face, say it out loud
WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE.. AND I DONT GIVE A SHIT..
seriously, if someone that you love doesnt loves you, tough shit.. find someone else..
'but amy, i think she's the one'
fuck you.. she's not the one.. what makes you so confident that she's the one.. even if you love her so much, think, maybe it is the best that she didn't choose you.. maybe you actually can't make her happy doesnt matter how hard you try.. or maybe, you just can't see how miserable that you gonna be if you actually have her.. since you love her so much, maybe the guy she picked can make her happy much more than you could ever do.. which means, you should be happy for the sake of your love (blueekkkk).. or maybe this is what people call fate.. maybe, the god has another plan for you.. maybe, the god is actually save you a better girl somewhere out there.. someone that actually loves you as much as you can..

dont you believe that everything happens for a reason.. no? now you pissed me off.. have no worries, everyone has their own fate.. the god knows much better.. yes, that doesnt mean you can sit still, dont have to do anything.. if you love someone, give a shot, shall you fail, give up on her, but never give up to find someone else.. dont get it? you are really an idiot, arent you..

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

owh minyak naik lagi.. i'm gonna be so muflis..

minyak naik lagi 30sen!! so whut?? korang akan bankrupt ker?? seriesly i cannot stand when lots of shallow idiots bitching about this matter.. its ok to sigh a little but not blaming the government..

meh kita fikir eh.. harga minyak pasaran katalah $2.50/litre.. skang kita bayar $1.90/litre.. every litre that you buy, the government has to pay another 60 cents.. that is how subsidized works.. so just imagine.. every litre that you buy from shell, our government has to pay shell another 60 cents.. it almost like our government has to subsidize shell!! not only shell, esso, mobil, projet and not to forget petronas.. what the hell.. and before this, the government has to pay 90 cents for every litre since we only pay $1.60/litre.. dont you think its a bit unfair for a small country like malaysia has to subsidize a big foreign company like shell.. and also not to forget ada jugak rakyat malaysia yang sungguh berjiwa pemurah smuggle diesel jual kat orang thailand.. now our government also subsidize rakyat thailand.. Malaysia, subsidi Thailand?? wow..

ok, let me gives you some options..

1) how about if our government stop the foreign companies to do their business here.. halau shell, esso keluar.. so then the government could keep the price low and continue to subsidize.. at least all the money will go to petronas.. so then the petronas can contribute their money for the country, for the development or whatever that makes malaysia a better country.. it is much easier for goverment to control a company such as petronas compared to foreign company like shell.. as a result.. we as a consumer would be happy, petronas would be happy, and of course, the government would be much happier to see everyone's happy.. rite?? hell noo.. we gonna have a war you moron.. the other countries definitely wont be happy since we stop their income.. "owh, ko halau company aku kuar eh? amek ko bom nuclear sebagai tanda penghargaan.." happy now?

2) the government is so rich.. why not continue subsidize regardless what the market price is.. if today we only pay $1.60, the next 10 years we still want to pay the same price, $1.60/litre.. besides, we have our own minyak.. why we have to follow the market price.. by doing so, rakyat pon akan sayang kerajaan, maka bertahanlah kerajaan Barisan Nasional... otherwise we gonna vote for another party next election.. hahahahhhaha.. yeah.. sure can.. if BN really want you to love them so much, why not pay extra money so then they can keep their seats.. and yes, when the government pay so much money to subsidize, they have no money for development purpose, have no money to give a raise for government staff, charity no more, more debt.. then of course we gonna be so happy..

well i guess, these left us to the last option which is what our government had done.. my point is quit bitching.. be grateful.. at least the government doesnt stop subsidise yet.. eventually, the government will stop.. just for you know, we dont have enough minyak anyway.. we still import sum of minyak.. and maybe, in the next few years, 10 years maybe, we gonna fully import all the minyak.. without a doubt, the consumption is increased day by day..

since our government is so kind, i heard they are now considering to give free road tax for all vehicles below 2000 cc.. amin.. harap2 jadi laa.. then we can call it stick and carrot..

oh no.. i've been tagged..=(

ity Tagged Me..

4 jobs (4-4 keje ni mmg superb)
1. kerani am (so relaxing)
2. waiter (rindu sial sinbad cafe)
3. pharmacy (sales assistant- thanx to auntie ana)
4. penjual nasi lemak (tak laku.. tp beshh keje sana.. dpt layanan first class..)

4 movies I love
1. shaolin soccer (first time tak puas ati bayar tiket 6 ragoks, patut at least 30)
2. a beautiful mind
3. catch me if you can (and i'm so glad it based on true story, proves me something..)
4. sixth sense

4 places I've lived
1. kemaman
2. gombak
3. tronoh
4. kuala terengganu

4 TV shows I love to watch (aku letak drama aa)
1. full house (korean)
2. shotgun marriage (japan)
3. my exgirlfriend (japan)
4. soprano

4 places I've been on vacation
1. melaka- kl- genting (masa sek rendah kat kemaman)
2. pangkor (cantik, menarik, ko mmg da bomb)
3. utara (perlis, penang, kedah.. superb sial)
4. mekah, madinah, jeddah, singapore (masa kecik, ingat tak ingat)

4 blogs I visit daily
1. ity's
2. farah's
3. baity's
4. ina's
yg lain tu rahsia.. hahaahhaha..

4 favorite foods
1. shark fin soup
2. sushi
3. kepok lekor
4. makanan mahal kat kedai mahal dan bukan aku yang bayar (muahahahhahaaha)

4 places I'd rather be
1. japan
2. australia
3. ireland
4. kl.. nak pindah kl balek..

4 albums I can't live without
1. G n R
2. Search
3. Wings
4. Nowseeheart

4 vehicles I've owned
1. none
2. none -kan dah ckp tadi-
3. none -pukimak.. cukup2 aa tuu tanyer-
4. none -stop asking you bitch-

Additional 4 things that i want in Life before 30
1. rumah.. apt maybe..
2. perabot2 utk rumah/apt/kondo aku...
3. toyota harrier (with spinner), bmw 5 series, honda city, myvi..
4. helper..

4 taggees
1. oj
2. nyad
3. mdn baik
4. mdn jahat
hahaahahhaha.. sure sume tak layan nyer aa.. jaws ngan mat adip pon aku tag aa..

bagus gak buat benda camni.. benda ni mcm mari mengambil sejenak utk mengenali diri sendiri.. hahahaha.. aku ambil masa lama gile just to think my fav. foods... demn.. tu pon aku tak sure lagi betol ker tak..

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

why i love those things?

some people think they're so bad when they love all the things that i love.. no need to worry.. you are not that bad.. why? i tell you why..

betray
everyone has a different definition of betrayal.. even when you did something good for your friends, something that you think is the best for them, they in other hand think you as a betrayer.. the problem is most people think being a good friend is by doing or saying anything that comforts them.. even it means not telling the truth.. hell no.. just do anything that you think is right.. dont be too pussy to tell the truth that your frieds sucks.. even you can lost your friends by doing so, at least you did a right thing.. and losing a friend who is so shallow minded, is not so bad..

sweet talk
yes, its an art.. it can be used for good and for bad intention.. its your call..

biatch
i'm talking in behalf of man.. any man would love biatch.. any man who doesnt, is not a man.. some men love to fuck them.. some men love to have a relationship with them.. some men love to be their friends.. some men just love to see them around, to cuci2 mata.. and some good men (very hard to find), would love to bring them to the right path.. which one is me? not going to tell you..

break up
most people see break up as a disaster.. they dont see that it is a lesson actually.. a very good lesson that can makes you a better person.. when people break up, the only thing in their mind is to be sad.. time to change, you just break up? be grateful.. you deserve better.. you just end your stupidity with your ex.. yes, it turns me on (not sexually you idiots).. it excites me to see people change because they learn from their experience.. and i would be delightful if you could share your lesson with me.. i love to see when people sad, then they learn a lesson, and then move on..leading to a better life..

hypocrite
this is just a human nature.. people tend to looked good, nice in everyone's eyes..

selfish
have you ever being so unselfish and you made a sacrifice for your friends, and they dont even appreciate it, and it turns out your friends become so selfish.. never be in that kind of situation.. it sucks.. how to avoid? be selfish..

rampas
yes, this may sounds bad.. who cares? if you love someone, even that someone already has someone else, just give a shot.. oh, wait, how about karma? what goes around comes around.. who gives a shit.. maybe, both of you are destinied to be together.. who knows?

player
there are some smart player.. some are misjudged as a player.. and the others are just asshole.. i love the first two, not the asshole..

emo
as i said, people who always emo, they never realised how good it is.. that is because when they emo, they emo with all their heart.. that is totally uncool.. BERLAKON EMO is different.. you act like you are so mad when you actually dont give a damn.. and doing the other way round (annoy people) is superbly cool because you make them uncool (become emo with all heart).. after all, you always want to be the coolest person, aren't you? no? hahaha.. gotcha.. you are just being hypocrite again..

gelak jahat
this is a very good way to make people believe that you are happy.. even you had done a bad thing.. so people wouldn't know what's inside you.. most people only jugde you from what you did or what you said.. not what's in your heart.. you control their impression of you.. want a true friend? find someone who knows what inside you..

see.. now you are not that bad huh?? no.. thats not what i'm trying to say.. the right way to put it is 'now, i'm not that bad, am i?'.. again, you judge from what i said.. do you really think what i write this time is really what i think or how i feel? maybe, i write this to show that i'm not a heartless bastard.. which means i am actually a heartless bastard who lives with only one dream, hurting people.. or maybe, i really mean this time.. maybe i'm a very kind-hearted person who you dream to be with all of your life (keep on dreaming).. or, maybe i am bad guy, but somehow i'm still a good guy.. who gives a shit anyway.. and what on earth is my point.. now i get confused myself.. muahahahaha.. yes, its a gelak jahat again..