world cup opening ceremony blows.

i watched world cup opening ceremony last few days.. simply put.. boring.. why it is so hard to understand? when you make a big event like that, you should get Mawi to perform.. so simple..

event ^ (mawi perform) = happening
event (!mawi perform) = boring

get it?
if i'm the one who manage that event.. it would be pretty much like this..

1. start with marching from every country.. would only take 15 minutes since marching is sucks.. this only take place since i dont want to hear old faggot begging for this slot..
   
2. out of nowhere, "menyanyi~~ kerana gembira~~ menyanyi~~ kerana sedih~~"
   
3. while mawi still performing, ronaldinho and zlatan come out and juggling and do lot of weird skills with the ball.
   
4. mawi jump off the stage and die..
   
5. pussycat dolls take over the stage and start their hot performance..
   
6. striptease from pussycat dolls..
   
7. end up with adam cut off his dick and pussy haziq (AF4) crying like a baby.. then not to forget, fireworks..

i know.. that's rule.. but i wont take any credit for this.. i just implied a simple formula everyone knows..

happening event = { mawi, dead mawi, pussycat dolls strip, adam cut off his dick, haziq(AF4) crying, fireworks}

why Shabby sucks?

"who have extra ball? mine lost.. pls.. i need balls.." said shabby who had lose his nuts in his childhood.. poor him..

i love myteam.. but why shabby?? i mean, lets face it.. if myteam won against malaysia last few days, shabby would definitely become famous.. i have no doubt that maybe some stupid moron would even consider shabby as a new coach for Malaysia (which would make our national team worse..) shabby didn't even know the reason why they lost in the first place.. all he did is bitching about his goalkeeper regardless his team didn't control the game at all..

i believe myteam has the potential, only if shabby's not around.. and whyshabby in the first place? who the hell is he? he is nothing much different from khalid jamlus..

1 his predictions are never right.

if you like to bet on a football match.. listen to shabby.. any team that hesaid would win, would definitely lose..

2 his comments are boring.

besides something obvious or bitching, he said nothing..

3 his strategy sucks.

no, sorry.. he doesnt have anything deserve to be called strategy.

4 he thinks he is cute.

"shabby rasa selepas ini pasti game akan lebih menarik.. shabby rasa.. shabby rasa.. shabby rasa.. shabby rasa.."

listen.. Shabby sucks.. period.