Monday, November 21, 2005

meh tanya linda

whuuddupp..
korang pernah tgk x 'tanya linda'?? @astro ria.. hahahahaha.. mcm sial.. mule2 aku pasang tv jer.. citer tu baru nak start.. then aku dgr topic die.. 'siapa yg lebih curang? laki or pompuan..' hahahhahaa.. aku dgr topic die pon rasa nak sepak linda tuu.. pas2 jemputan die lak bagi pihak laki.. zed zaidi dan seorang pekerja swasta.. bagi pihak pompuan lak jeslina ngan sorang 'pelajar akhir tahun MMU'...

mule2 aku tgk diorang nye discussion mmg sampah maut sampai aku dah x tahan, aku usha2 cenel lain.. tp cenel lain pon x best gak masa tu.. then aku pk apa salah nye tgk how stoopid they could be?? hahahhaahaa.. jawapan nyer.. that show is totally bullshit and anyone who has anything 2 do with that show, director, producer, scriptwritter and even make-up artist are totally moron.. especially penonton2 di studio.. (penonton di tv dgn niat nak mengutuk adalah terkecuali -for instance -me)..
olrite.. meh aku citer sket sinopsis die..
linda cuba bawak topik yg konon penuh 'kontroversi' ni dgn melaga2kan pihak laki ngan pompuan.. (fuck u).. pas2 die tanyer zed (maybe the dumbest person i could ever met),
"apa pendapat zed ttg siapa yg lebih curang.. "
zed "'perempuan ni suke yg lebih baik.. so kalau kite ada porche pon.. tp the other guy ada ferrari, then pompuan akan curang ngan mamat ferrari tu.. kire pompuan ni materialistik aa'..
'pekerja swasta' lebih sesuai dipanggil fat ass tu menyokong.. "btol tuu.. btol tuu.."
hahahahahahaha.. wat the hell???
pas2 minah mmu lak konon nak melawan.. "i dunt think so.. biasa nya laki ni lebih suke curang.. sebab diorang rase diorang boleh kawen empat so diorang bley curang.."
zed "itu mmg keistimewaan utk kaum lelaki.. pompuan x leh deny tuu... lagipon pompuan byk.. pompuan should understand laa kita org lelaki ade keistimewaan tuu.. boleh masuk syurga tauu.."
hahahhahahahaha... sibodoh berlawan kata ngan si bodoh.. shallow idiots..
linda "so, apa pendapat awak ttg pompuan materialistik yg berlaku curang?"
mmu student (or should i call her mmu stupid) "saya rasa lelaki lebih curang kerana diorang sebenar nye mengambil kesempatan dgn keistimewaan yg diorang ada.."
hahahahhaaha.. yeaahh gurll.. u just answered the question.. are u deaf or simply stupid?? dont u hear the question.. nasib baik aa ada jeslina yg x bodoh sgt compared to the others.. tp bile masuk bab kawin empat jeslina mula ckp psl agama laa.. which i dont think any of them qualified to speak anything about agama esp dlm tv.. even aku bukan ulama' tp aku tau aa sket2 psl agama.. dan sket2 aku maybe lagi byk dari 5-5 org dlm show tuu.. (linda the biatch, jeslinasshole, mmu stupid student-how the hell she managed to stay at mmu with that kind of brain, zed the dumbest and last but not least mr. fatt ass).. maybe jer laa.. tp at least aku x buat statement psl agama kat tv.. i'm not saying that i'm qualified to speak anything about agama in a public.. tp pls laa jangan ckp psl agama u moron.. ckp yg basic2 dah laa cam meh semayang lima waktu ker.. org macam korang nii aa menyesatkan lagi pemikiran umat.. biar laa para ulama' yg ckp.. or sape2 yg betul2 tau..
aku nak citer satu2 apa yg diorang bincang.. tp sure aa aku x ingat.. atas tuu hanyalah sedutan2 jer.. tp yg paling aku tensen ngan zed aa.. nampak sgt betape bodoh tahap anjing nyer die ni.. aku rase die x sedar sedikit sebanyak die represent celebrity laki.. so kalau die bodoh cam tahap anjing.. yg lain sure apa kurang nyer.. ermm.. no.. wait.. aku rase yg plg aku tensen ngan linda aa.. first of all topic die mmg crap.. pointless.. dan x der motif.. 'siapa yg lebih curang? laki or pompuan..' camner nak tau exactly saper lagi curang.. even kalau kite dapat jawapan pon, apa hasil?? ok laa.. let say laki laa yg lebih byk curang.. then korang rase org2 laki yg tgk akan nangis menyesal..
"sob..sob..kaum kite lebih byk curang.. aku menyesal.. lps ni aku tamau curang.. aku akan setia pada yg satu.. terima kasih linda kerana menyedarkan kami kaum lelaki...sob... sob..."
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.. bitccchhhhh... i hate linda and her nasik lemak too.. u'r mom's receipie huh?? no wonder u end up like this.. hahahaahhahaha.. seriesly dulu aku layan gak linda kat radio.. tp that show really stupid aa... aiseh.. dah lupa bile show tu.. i wish next time i watch, it will be totally different.. no more stupid topic pls.. and pls laa invite org bijok2 sket.. bkn x der laki bijok dalam byk2 artis kite.. bijok doesnt mean yg ada degree, yg ada master or phd.. yg bijok berfikir... aku ada jer pernah jumper org yg blaja sampai spm tp pemikiran die tak sebodoh zed.. in fact lagi bijok dari aku.. btw zed tu blaja sampai mana aaa??
haiiihhhh... tp aku pk2 balek.. linda is really a pure bitch aaa.. hahahaha... tgk eh.. she made a stupid show with some idiots (guests) but then i believe det she made a lot of money out of that stupid show.. n even worse, she made me watch her show n now i'm looking forward for her next show.. hahahaha.. fuck me..
sedikit tambahan kpd fantasyfootball manager : thanx to king henry for scoring 2 goals last nite.. fyi.. he's my captain.. hahahaha.. x sabar tunggu next week.. insyaAllah aku akan pegang liga ass..
happy belated bday to eddy (15th nov).. jaa



Monday, November 14, 2005

arigato kozaimass

whuddup.. aku dah kembali ker office.. orang2 di kl masih bersenang lenang di rumah di pagi ahad.. demn.. jeles.. but i believe i have a commitment here and dets y i'm here sitting in front of my comp pretend that i have a lot of things to do but the fact is no one here in this office have any work to do.. hahahaa... lets pretend together2..
arigato kozaimas to all my friends who came to my open house.. i know kerteh and kuala terengganu is quite far but u made it.. not to forget mr rhino which i have no idea where u came from that night (mufktafibillah or losong??)... duan(ibab), fata, pudin, berg and alham.. thanx.. how was the open house?? really sorry coz i was a little bit bz det day.. cannot treat u guys like the way i want to.. always need to go downstairs layan other peoples... (at least korang leh tgk skill aku ngan wheelchair rite??) hahahaha.. bkn apa.. rasa guilty kat my uncle sbb org lain sume bz, aku lak sibuk layan member sendirik.. the next day my auntie gave me 30 bucks as upah helping her out that nite.. hahahhaaha.. worth it rite?? dets just her way to show me a tocken of aprreciation.. 30 bucks is much more than i deserve since my job is only to jerit 'sataayy habiss..' 'nasii habisss..' or 'pinggan habis..' hahahaha..

ha ah.. sorry rhino sbb ice cream dah abes.. sape suh dtg lambat.. at least ko dapat ice cream kat keter ko kan?? sorry kat semua psl x dpt makan roti canai n kambing bakar oso.. queue panjang sgt.. next time aight..
so overall, open house ok laa kan?? (ditujukan kpd mereka yg hadir).. hot chicks pon byk.. bangga betol aku tegur awek yg korang usha.. hahahaha... padahal PA pakcik aku.. aku tau korang cam terkagum sekejap mlm tu until aku ckp kat korang 'aku mmg dah kenal die..' duan almost offer me hundred tuu.. demn rugi.. hahahaha... utk yg x pergi.. meh aku citer sket.. lps open house we all lepak kat kedai minum ice blended.. rhino want to get some food then i was like 'whut?? my bad u still hungry.. it must be me cannot layan my own frens at open house..' then rhino serba salah terus x jadi order.. hahahaha.. pas2 hung out tepi pantai batu burok.. we were so bising and everyone else watching us and i bet some of them want to join us... hahahaha.. tak malu.. x kenal mau join lak.. with pudin jokes (always need someone to explain.. his joke is either too technical or too complicated) but at last when everyone understand his jokes, we laughed to the bone.. hahahahha.. from lawak 'bulan' sampailaaa lawak 'ops'.. sooo rugi sape yg x datang... hahahhaa... tu laa.. org ajak tamau datang...
to jo.. mdn.. norish.. nyamuk.. n everyone else yg xleh datang tuu.. i'm completely understand.. aku pon ajak2 ayam jer buat cukup syarat.. x macam sorang member kite beb.. dah tunang tak bagitau..

'alaa.. aku buat kecil2 an jer beb.. kang x cukup makanan lak..' <-- crap
huh?? pls laa.. bkn nak pegi sgt tunang ko.. just mention jer laa kat kitorang u sucker.. so at least kitorang tau.. u already forget huh?? i'm ur fucking president.. i guess i'll make a new rule.. any member of tomcat yg tunang without mention mr. president, fine 200bux.. yg kawen without mention mr. president, fine 500 bux.. hahahahahha.. how 'bout det huh?? kalau member lain agree.. then kite buat this new rules ok?? hahaha..
kpd sorang lagi member tomcat yg penuh kontroversi ttg status nyer... i heard a lot about u.. some of them said that u r already not qualified to compete..

'die skang dah jadi ketua keluarga..' ermm.. really??..
'die dah ngaku kat aku die dah kuar tomcat..' hmm?? izzit true??
tp dgn tenang aku menjawab kat diorang sume..
'aku percaya die jenis org yg ada hornour.. when he think he is not qualified, he will tell me and quit.. no need to disqualified him.. he will come to me..' u read me bebeh.. i trust u.. prove me i make no mistake..
to another survivor yg kat wangsa maju tuu.. keep trying.. we got nothing to loose rite?? gambate kudasai..
okay.. dets all for now.. hu uh.. arigato oso to fidz.. the pictures and short videos u gave me were superbly nice.. aku angau sial.. time kaseeeyyyy... btw.. did u all watch me last nite?? @astro ria?? huhuhuhu.. yeahh.. i know.. det was ramli sarip.. but we do have one thing in common.. our voice.. hahahaha... (tgh ngumpat aku aa tuu.. fuck u) okes.. c ya.. uh.. one more.. happy besday mimie (10th nov)..

Thursday, November 10, 2005

taffaddol masykurah

owwhh.. aku teringat sthing aa.. nak ajak korang dtg open house kat umah aku.. bkn umah aku aa.. umah atuk aku.. kat kuala terengganu... walaupon aku x rase ramai org akan baca kat sini (in fact cam xder org jer), tp nak tulis gak sbb aku rase bosan kat office x der kerja.. cool gak ada blog nii.. hahahahhaa.. so barang siapa yg mau datang.. sile2.. yg kenal ataupon yg x kenal bley datang.. yg x kenal datang ngan member2 so korang x bosan.. yg kenal dtg ngan member2 gak.. so korang x bosan.. yg x kenal dtg makan2 pas2 balek aa.. nak cuci pinggan pon cool gak.. yg kenal dtg jgn makan jer beb.. tegur aku gak..
ok.. here's the details
time:8.30-10.30
date: 10/11/05 (thursday)
venue: 1252A Jln Ibrahim
21100 kuala trg, trg
(umah atuk aku in case korang pernah dtg)
menu: dtg dulu, menu blakang citer..
aku sebenarnyer cam mengharap giler ada member2 datang walaupon adalah perkara impossible.. plg logik pon member2 kat kerteh.. tu pon bkn sume dah balek kerteh.. ada beraper kerat jer kat kerteh tu.. nak harapkan member2 kat kt nii.. ajak boleh.. dtg blom tentu.. x rapat lagi... yg rapat pon adalah 2-3 org kot.. yg aku perasan rapat.. (buat2 sedey so ramai sket dtg).. ni asyek2 melayan tetamu yg x dikenali tp sume buat2 kenal..
'ni anak saper eh.. cam slalu nampak jer..' <-- blueek.. ko x pernah nampak aku laa cibai.. aku blk ganu setaun skali.. cam selalu is definitely a lie.. nak ckp jumper kat kl lagi laa ko tipoo.. dah tua2 nak menipu lagi.. tanyer anak saper dah laa mangkuk.. nak frenly konon..
'oowwhh, anak sedare die ker.. patut aa ada iras2' <--bluuekk blueekk.. r u blind?? ngan pakcik aku kitorang totally different.. so plz..
yg plg bosan bile ada yg berunsurkan bodek..
'owh, patut laa hensem mcm pakcik die gak..' <----fuck u.. stuupid asshole.. kot yer pon ckp aa kuat2 sket so pakcik aku dgr.. bodek aku x der hasil nyer.. bodek pakcik aku laaa asshole..
hahahahaahahahaha... bodoh sial.. mmg aku slalu gak buat ayat bodek.. tp just fooling around laa ngan member2 or family.. diorang ni bodek secare series.. bile org cam deny2 sket, die ckp dgn lebih series.. wtf.. xyah aa terlalu series.. make it as a joke then acceptable laa.. bile dah jumper dpn mata dgn org2 camni akan rase nak gelak pas2 nak sekeh.. hahahahha.. bodoh.. bkn aa aku anti sangat diorang nii.. funny gak diorang nii.. saje jer nak buat issue.. hohoho.. olritey.. dtg beb jgn x dtg.. slamat beraya n maaf zahir batin..

opening ceremony

hohohho.. guess what.. aku dah ada blog skang.. MY own blog.. asyek baca blog org.. apabarang.. skang ada blog sendiri.. d only problem is i dunt know to write like other people.. i'm just not good at it.. tp aku peduli apa.. since this is MY blog.. i can write anything i want in my own way.. TAK SUKE JANGAN BACA.. byk lagi kerja korang boleh buat besides baca blog aku... esp yg kat ofis tuu.. syoohh.. syoooh.. tp kalau baca so then korang boleh kutuk2 blog aku.. best gak cenggitu.. tafaddol masykurah.. then kalau aku kebetulan rajin kite boleh balas membalas kutuk mengutuk.. baru aa aku rajin sket nak update blog aku.. hahahahaha.. its gonna be fun i guess.. izzit?? ahhh.. whutthahell.. gua buat apa gua punya suke.. lu buat apa lu suke.. fair enuf rite??

olrite..
maka dgn nama Allah yg maha penyayang lagi maha pengasih..saya meRASMIkan... pembukaan blog saya sendiri..
whooaahhhh... <-- suare maiden 'mr perfect'
pheeewwwiiitt.. <-- suara nyad 'mr malaysian idol'
pheewwwiittt... <-- suara todd 'shall we'
i love u amy <-- gurls' voices (tp tatau sape.. yg pasti nya ramai)
thank u.. thank u.. since blog ni tersangat laa baru.. maka sila beri tunjuk ajar aight.. sebarang kritikan membina atau tidak membina amat dialu2 kan..
untuk memeriahkan lagi majlis, di jemput Wings & Silentnoise utk menghiburkan kite dgn sebuah lagu.. BLOG PENAKA.. lagu asal Bazooka Penaka (Wings) yg kini di edit oleh Silentnoise..

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p/s: selepas majlis perasmian nii.. anda semua dijemput hadir ke dewan serbaguna Gong Kapas utk menikmati sedikit juadah (sponsored by Jalan-jalan Cari Makan)
a'ah.. one more thing.. nak kasik credit kat kat sume blog yg pernah aku baca.. u inspired me.. dan dapatkan album triple trouble (silentnoise, wings & search) salam.. jaa..