YOUR PLANS SUCKS

SO YOU'VE GOT PLANS

ON 2 SEPT 06 ??

WELL, CANCEL THEM!!

YOUR PLANS SUCKS..

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That's right. Nothing is more important on this saturday (2 Sept 06) than my bestfriend's wedding. Yes. When its important to me, its important to everyone else and it makes your plans are less important. Going for a movie or date with your girlfriend is far from important. Here are the details.

Who : Mazlizan Fitri (aka maiden or maiden jahat) and Nurul Faeza

When : saturday, 2 september 2006, 12noon - 5pm

Where : no22, jalan pandan6/4, pandan jaya, KL.

For those who feel like uninvited because you dont get a card, fuck you. When you read this or you heard from someone else about this wedding, you are automatically invited. Not invited by me of course, by the groom himself, Mr. Mazlizan Fitri. For those who cant make it because you cant find a friend to come with, pity you. Hell, come alone. There is no excuse for not coming.

getleman is full of shit

being a gentleman is being a bullshit.. women always looking for gentlemen.. the same reason they always get themselves a bullshit partner.. they only have themselves to blame.. man who practices the code of gentleman is a man who try to impress his woman by not being himself.. and woman who falls to this kind of man is a moron.. unless she is looking for an asshole..

open car door for the lady
this is so damn lame.. this traditional skill is still practiced until today.. and yet, some women still find this romantic or whatsoever and the next thing they know, they're in bed.. why the hell a man has to open the door for woman (physical disabality is exceptional).. not only its not practical, it also encourage laziness.. believe me, the last thing you want is a lazy useless wife..

"ladies first"
another thing that annoys me for so many years.. if you are not my mom, then forget it.. this world has been poluted by the tought of a man has to respect a woman when woman doesn't have to.. this is not just another special treatment to a woman, this is so sexist..

pull the chair
unless if you mean to make she falls down so then you can laugh, dont pull the chair for your woman.. i had seen a man did this in a restaurant and he ends up die alone (i killed his girlfriend)..

not hitting a woman no matter what
this only for a fag.. you dont want to hit a woman no matter what is either you are a fag or you left your dick in your mom's belly when you were born.. dont be a pussy.. dont let any bitches get in your way.. hit them hard.. so that they know you mean business.. and you don't give a shit about gender.. besides, get into fight with woman is easier to win..