10 things i love most

these are some list of why i love this world so much.. these things actually make the world so beautiful.. what a wonderful world~~

1) betray
aku buat rating tahap kepuasan

betray org yg x dikenali = 4

betray sbb business = 5

betray member = 6

betray member baik = 8

betray balak/awek = 10

senang citer sape yg mempunyai expectation yg tinggi kat ko.. yg x pernah expect ko akan betray.. then ko betray die..ko akan dapat lagi kepuasan.. give it a try.. yupss.. i tried so many times.. and i discover that the best moment is when the person that i betrayed become emo.. maki2.. takpon die luah2 kat org lain.. perghhh.. datang satu perasaan yg sukar digambarkan


2) sweet talk
i love sweet talker.. i'm trying to be one.. fyi, its not that easy .. you have to know the rite things to say, the rite expression and the rite time.. i've met a lot of them before.. man and woman.. they give u false hope, then, baammmmm.. they broke ur heart.. eventually you develop a sweet talk detector in you.. the next time you find one.. you wont have any hope no more.. u just enjoy every moment you spent with her/him without any false hope..

3) biatch
who doesnt??

4) break up
i dont know.. i love to hear people break up.. it turns me on.. maybe i love to see people sad.. well.. i never break with anyone before and maybe never ever will.. i'm such a winner..

5) hypocrite
hypocrite adalah bessh.. ramai org declare diorang x suka org hypocrite padahal semua org pon hypocrite.. if you dont agree you must be super hypocrite.. keep up your good work.. i like.. hahahaha.. seriesly, ko x pernah hypocrite ker.. u have a boss such an ass, when u meet him somewhere accidentally you give him a smile instead of give him one nice finger salute.. just trying to be nice eh? fuck you.. you damn hypocrite.. u meet your ex that you hate most, then u talk to him/her like nothing happened with your happy face instead of give him a punch on his/her face like you really want to.. not hypocrite? hahahaha.. bad example, i know..

6) sellfish
it just feel rite to being so sellfish.. everyone is sellfish anyway.. i know you are.. you not?? you mothefucka hypocrite!!

7) rampas
rampas tu meaning rampas awek/balak org aaa.. rampas pon aku nak rating kepuasan gak..

rampas dari org yg x dikenali = 4

rampas dari org yg dikenali = 6

rampas dari org yg rapat = 8

*add 1 point if they are engaged

*add 2 point if they are married

hohohohoho.. u just imagine, when u meet that loser.. u talk like a friend, then just before u left, u said 'btw, u such a loser..' huuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.. i dream that moment every night..


8) player
tidak kira laki atau perempuan.. kalau die player laki.. aku suka gak.. kalau die player pompuan.. pon aku suka gak.. it would be nice to talk with them.. they're heartless and i love it.. and normally they do have things i love (sweet talk, betray, rampas, break up etc)... if you are a true player, i would love to be your friend..

9) emo
kecah2.. marah2.. emo2.. lebih kurang aa.. emo tak tentu pasal.. esp bile main bola.. emo dlm pdg jer.. dah kuar ok aa.. kalau org yg dah bese emo sure they dont realise how cool it is actually.. kalau korang jarang2 emo.. try this.. berlakon emo!! if u can act good,then u know how it feels.. so satisfying.. and also the other way round.. you try to annoy people and make them emo.. when they start become emo, you act like you regret.. hahahahha.. you'll find that it is so funny and i bet you become addicted.. you'll do it again and again, and eventually everyone hates you.. no problem dude, just find another friends..

10) gelak jahat
after i've done so many bad things, then i would have a big laugh.. i laugh and i laugh and i laugh.. in a very mean way.. then it crossed my mind.. shit.. byk hilang pahala aku ni..

muahahahahaaahahhaa.. say you love these too.. I'm Loving It..

just for love

just for love eh? i would do anything for love.. since the person i love most is noone else but me.. and i think everyone else should do the same.. not saying you should love yourself..i'm saying everyone should love me too like i do because i am so great.. hahahahaha..

"but amy, don't you love rasulullah?"
"sure i do u moron.. much more than i love myself.." but of cos it is much easy to say..

seriesly, why do people love someone else more than they love themselves? even when they got hurt..esp women.. even when her bf/ husband hurt her (esp physically), you still wanna be with him bcos you think he's 'the one'.. because you think your kids need a father.. hahahahha.. crap.. there's millions of men in malaysia, what makes you think he's the one? just find someone else.. sure its not that easy.. but i bet it is much better when he's not around.. do you really think your partner is the best for you or your kids? unless you're biatch, dont expect to get a good guy like me.. then maybe you should change yourself first..

and for those unmarried couple.. why it takes too long to break up.. when both of you obviously not happy, break up.. don't take too much time to break up.. its a wasting of time.. the time you've used to think, could've been used to find someone else.. break up is the best solution.. WHENEVER YOU FEEL YOUR PARTNER IMPOSSIBLY MAKES YOU HAPPY, BREAK UP IMMEDIATELY.. i mean it.. IMMEDIATELY.. remember that all the time.. and when you're done, dont be too pussy to mourn.. there's nothing to mourn.. you should throw a party, break up party, celebrate with your friends, finally you end up your stupidity with him.. then move on.. you'll thanks to me someday..

as a conclusion, love yourself more than anyone else.. there's nothing bad to be sellfish.. forget what you read in your email about true love.. most of them are crap unless you are so shallow minded.. and forget about sacrifice shit since most people dont even understand what is meant by sacrifice anyway.. by only love yourself, then the phrase 'just for love' is applicable..

"why the hell did u dump her?"
"just for love... just for love.."

hahahahhaha.. now it sounds beautiful, dont you think?? and please dont give me "its bcos u never in love, amy" shit because you dont know shit about me.. no, wait.. i'm actually never been with anyone before... oh shite.. so what? why the hell i should love someone else when i'm the greatest human alive.. hahahhaha.. now you pissed me off.. fuck you!

say NO to cigarette

i got a birthday party last saturday.. ramai seh dtg.. around 50 peeps.. tp diorang dtg sbb uncle aku buat kenduri tahlil.. tp aku tak peduli.. aku declare tu birthday party aku.. so since tugas aku cam bese, jaga tpt mkn, maka everytime org masuk aku akan tanye..

"hadiah mana pakcik? besday saya ari ni.." (disertakan muka penuh pengharapan)

"Allah.. org baca yassin dah kan tadi.. cukup aa tu.. lebih2 plak.." (dgn suara yg tinggi)

hahahahha.. time org dah berkurangan.. aku pon makan aa.. pastu aku naik bilik nak smoke.. just when i reached my cig, tinggal nak light jer lagi.. tetibe mak aku call.. nak wish besday..

mak : taun ni lain sket.. umi nak imi yg kasik present..

aku : ermm?

mak : as a gift, imi berenti rokok.. bagi umi happy bagi imi kesihatan..

aku : hahahahhahaha...

mak : sempena bday imi ke-.... ermm.. ker berapa eh?

aku : umi tak ingat pon bday ke berapa.. camner imi nak kasik hadiah

mak : ingat.. ingat.. bday ke 23..

aku : hahahaha..

mak : btol laa kan??

aku : ha'ah..

mak : bla bla bla bla..

aku : bla bla bla bla..

(sebelum abes borak mak aku remind sekali lagi)

mak : ingat aa hadiah tuu.. berenti2 laa smoke..

aku : ok2... tp since umi sebenarnya salah.. ni bkn bday imi ke 23.. so no gift this yr.. try another year.. hahahahaha

mak : eh?? erk.. btol laa 23..

aku : 24 umi.. mmg imi nampak muda.. tp still imi 24.. umur takleh ikut rupa jer..

hahahaha.. bile dah abes ckp.. dah tutup phone.. kachisssssss... aku pon light kan rokok... huh.. nikmat.. rasa berat badan.. duduk sandar.. slamat..

p/s: thanks so much kat sesaper yg kasik bday present, yg call (esp from hk), yg sms dan yg wish dlm internet (frenster, email ngan ym)... aku rasa happy semacam bday kali ni without knowing why.. no, jgn fikir bukan2 jaws / mat adip..

dan sesape yg aku tak reply sorie, aku agak bz masa tu, pastu bile aku ingat nak reply aku rasa cam dah lambat.. so, sorry..

HAPPY happy HAPPY happy HAPPY happy HAPPY happy HAPPY smoking..